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Superb-Obligation858 t1_j574zgc wrote

Is his face decomposing??? What is that?

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themeatbridge t1_j578zr6 wrote

It's from abusing the spice.

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Superb-Obligation858 t1_j5796jo wrote

I see no Eyes of Ibad here….unless we’re talking about Star Wars spice. Idk how that jazz works.

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groveborn t1_j57nmzb wrote

It's just allspice. He crushes it, extracts the essential oils, then whips it excessively. Very abusive.

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ManfredTheCat t1_j58ddei wrote

There's nothing more pathetic and debauched than someone looking for a nutmeg fix

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MDATWORK73 t1_j5efkuw wrote

Yup, but in my parts they just call it Ass glaze.

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CrisKross t1_j57a4wa wrote

Soooo a chef I worked with would look like this, but because he would do benders of coke for weeks. Sleep only 3-4 hours and doing coke literally all day while staying caffeinated to fuck off monster or Red Bull. I’m more than sure it’s all damage in his sinuses.

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thats_hella_cool t1_j57xyh3 wrote

Fake tan, too much bronzer, Botox, and veneers. Probably some nip and tuck as well.

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timesuck47 t1_j57qdqy wrote

Looks like a guy you would see at Mara Lago.

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