Man, I'm so tired of every witch being called Margaret. Screw you Margarets.

I blame parents of would-be-witches being inspired by Magrat Garlick's unfortunately misspelled name.

Yikes! Your roommate must have been an absolute boar

Better than esmeralda "note spelling" 😄

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The name is fine, and I am glad you did a good impression on her. Your roomie sounds annoying but why would he reserve this? Poor fellow.

I wanna hear more for this one. Also how did you explain your bursted water(beer?)balloon of your former roommate to the cops?

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