ARXEUS_ t1_j7r3xsr wrote on February 8, 2023 at 8:36 PM

Reply to comment by ancientevilvorsoason in And you thought your family was f*cked up? by Writerwithoutsoul

Why bother with therapy when you can join the military with your awesome powers and eat as much as you want??

Pretty sure the secret service will have a ton of uses for a shape shifting monster, they will even manage her schedule and give her plenty of weapons to protect herself from similar monsters

ancientevilvorsoason t1_j7r45to wrote on February 8, 2023 at 8:37 PM

Lady sounds fragile and actually you spend long, LONG time under really strict observation.

Writerwithoutsoul OP t1_j7r7ha2 wrote on February 8, 2023 at 8:57 PM

True that, and my Dad's personality didn't help ONE BIT with my emotional problems, I doubt that more military dudes would make me more chill. Also, I am like on the verge of getting kicked out of school because of my authority problem, so how long do you think I would stay in the fucking army?

ARXEUS_ t1_j7r6q5v wrote on February 8, 2023 at 8:53 PM

So what, imagine the possibilities

Eat a drug kingpin's right hand man and gather dirt on him

Eat a rival nation's politician and gather their secrets

Strict observation is for normal humans, they will have to tweak their rules accordingly and make changes

The polish once had a bear as a soldier and they even promoted him for exemplary service

Surely they did not make him mop the floor and do pushups??

Here's good boi Private Wojtek if you wanna read about him https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

He used to carry heavy loads, and stuff that mostly needed 4 humans to lift

He is the emblem of the 22nd artillery supply company

If a bear can do all this, imagine what the lady can do

ancientevilvorsoason t1_j7r7ea4 wrote on February 8, 2023 at 8:57 PM

You mean for her to admit who she is and let herself be used as a weapon? That sounds like a bad idea, especially when she said that it's getting harder to control herself the more she shifts. It feels like she needs to figure out the mystical aspect of it. And I don't see how the army would be that.

ARXEUS_ t1_j7r8ed5 wrote on February 8, 2023 at 9:03 PM

Army has therapists too

Army deals with more PTSD and depression than we commoners can imagine

And yet, they find a way

Also, science is king, like it or not, even the devil has to follow science

They will figure it out

And wdym "let herself be used as a weapon" ??

You think undercover agents are weapons and not people??

What kinda thinking is that??

Writerwithoutsoul OP t1_j7r6rh4 wrote on February 8, 2023 at 8:53 PM

Yeah we thought about joining the military very, very briefly, but fortunately, we are not American, and I'm honestly not sure whether or not my country has an organization similar to the secret-service, we barely send working tanks to Ukraine lol. But even if I were American, I wouldn't trust those dudes, I heard that they lock people like me up in Area 51. :(