SMH. Come on Jake. I thought he said he takes this stuff seriously. What on earth made him think it was a good idea to go outside to see what the noises were? It's like a horror movie where you're yelling at the screen, "Don't go out there you moron!" and he does it anyway. Glad you managed to fight it and stayed inside. Since the thing can leave notes apparently, you should leave a note that says "The beer is flat - that's what you get for killing Jake. If you smash my door again I'm going to shake all of the beers next time. Asshole"