Submitted by WeirdBryceGuy t3_11r1tv9 in nosleep
Otherwise_Pick_2863 t1_jc793aa wrote
Jeez. Your family got unlucky. I mean, look at hamsters! They eat their OWN CHILDREN, and still get to be little fluffballs of happiness.
Informal-Vanilla590 t1_jc93maz wrote
You just had to bring hamsters into this didn't you
HeWhoSitsAndWaits t1_jc96tiq wrote
He brings his hamster everywhere he goes. Keeps it in a special pocket, all nice and warm and cozy
Otherwise_Pick_2863 t1_jcamges wrote
I hate hamsters. sure, they’re adorable, but those things die from anything. And they consume their own children, as mentioned above.
HeWhoSitsAndWaits t1_jcd1f7s wrote
But on the bright side: apparently they sometimes go into hibernation and their owners, thinking that they’re dead, bury them alive in a valiant attempt to return the verminous hell spawn to the Pit from whence they came. ☺️ Also I read a post once about a guy who used to let his dog eat them when he thought they were dead and now questions how dead they really were lol
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