Submitted by HeadOfSpectre t3_yfv6lj in nosleep
A_PiRat_Named_Cookie t1_iu5raz3 wrote
Reply to comment by HeadOfSpectre in Play Like A Pirate by HeadOfSpectre
It's an educated guess. But you can tell Tony wasn't a Pirate by the way he threw a fit over not getting laid.
HeadOfSpectre OP t1_iu5u325 wrote
Real pirates don't want to suck toes. They only want the booty.
SpongegirlCS t1_iuccnjt wrote
Which they eat like groceries.
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