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CandiBunnii t1_itfy9ix wrote

As much as I love fluffy little rodents, I don't fuck with hamsters because those little bastards don't have souls.

I don't trust animals that eat their babies out of pure spite.

Never been intentionally bit by a rat but I've had to fling a hamster to detach it from my hand on more than one occasion.

This wasn't an evil hamster. That was just a perfectly normal hamster with factory standard levels of evil.

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KeeperofAmmut7 t1_itgx6h8 wrote

>That was just a perfectly normal hamster with factory standard levels of evil.

So so true. The most evil are the dwarf hamsters. The fluffy lard arsed ones aren't too too evil, but still evil.

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CandiBunnii t1_itgxp8c wrote

Ugh yes! I had 11 of them at one point (I was a kid and I thought the boy and girl were lonely)

There was maybe two who weren't out for blood, and they were indifferent to my existence at best.

Its like their evil is concentrated according to their size

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KeeperofAmmut7 t1_iubf7ip wrote

>Its like their evil is concentrated according to their size

Abso-freakin-lutely!!!

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