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B4rracud4 t1_irixcrx wrote

Postpartum psychosis, and raging hormones and sleep deprivation are the least of your problems my dear.

You have a few options that you absolutely need to consider.

  1. Hand yourself over to the authorities for the murder of your husband and your daughter.

  2. Take your darling for a bath and don't get out until she stops moving.

  3. Wrap her up nicely, go on a trip to Niagara Falls with her, and forget to bring her back...

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