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Japjer t1_iy77eyx wrote

Well, hm, I think I know what happened to your chair. It's, uh, well... It's bad.

That aside, why are you assuming these beings are malicious or malevolent? They've existed for an eternity alongside us and haven't caused any problems.

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migman12 t1_iy91do7 wrote

okay well spill the beans and tell us then

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Japjer t1_iya249y wrote

Spill the beans on what? The chair?

I'm pretty sure it ended up in some guy's house and ... Resulted in quite a few deaths. And, quite possibly, someone sitting on the chair and going insane.

Hell, on a re-read I wouldn't discount the very idea that the being OP saw is actually the dude who found the dimensionally-fucked chair. This guy found half a chair, and everyone who touched it was eviscerated in almost exactly the way OP here says would happen. That guy figured out a way to get onto the chair without exploding across multiple dimensions, then mentioned that he thinks more people need to see this shit before disappearing.

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