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FromHereToOtternity t1_j1cqn8z wrote

Three words: festive holiday meat.

Borrow your neighbour's meat grinder.Since the meat is already rank, don't eat it yourself but feed it to your enemies and relatives, and hope it doesn't give them Christmas themed superpowers.

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ConceptSufficient661 t1_j1disub wrote

I’d kill for Krampus meat

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FromHereToOtternity t1_j1do3k2 wrote

If you eat it, you get a +5 bonus to your ability to stuff small children into sacks and trap people in snowglobes, but the downside is that you will grow hair over your entire body, including the soles of your feet and your tongue. Make your choice.

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ConceptSufficient661 t1_j1do80t wrote

Does that mean that the cold will no longer bother me? If so then sign me up!

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FromHereToOtternity t1_j1eahg6 wrote

The cold will bother you slightly less (a 2 degree celcius difference, to be precise).

However, if you are on the hunt for love, your dating pool will consist only of people who are freaks, in the psychological sense.

You can decide for yourself whether this is a good or bad thing.

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Orange__Moon t1_j1iou6w wrote

Feeding random(rotting) meat to anyone would be criminal. You know even putting exlax in your food that coworkers always steal out of the fridge can get you in trouble. People don't like eating meat of things they don't consider normal, and each person may have a different normal. I only eat fish, no mammals, myself. Plus what if eating Krampus turned his enemies into Krampus minions or even Krampus himself. That's not a smart solution. It's like you want OP to get in all kinds of trouble, lol. I thought we were supposed to be helping him?

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FromHereToOtternity t1_j1iq3yw wrote

OP already killed Krampus and publicly announced it.

Nothing on the internet is completely anonymous and the North Pole probably already has their IP address. I'm just encouraging them to carpe all their diems before the reindeer murder squad mercs their ass.

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