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FromHereToOtternity t1_j1do3k2 wrote

Reply to comment by ConceptSufficient661 in I killed Krampus, and his body is in my attic, and I have no idea what to do. Help? by E-Kelp

If you eat it, you get a +5 bonus to your ability to stuff small children into sacks and trap people in snowglobes, but the downside is that you will grow hair over your entire body, including the soles of your feet and your tongue. Make your choice.

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ConceptSufficient661 t1_j1do80t wrote

Does that mean that the cold will no longer bother me? If so then sign me up!

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FromHereToOtternity t1_j1eahg6 wrote

The cold will bother you slightly less (a 2 degree celcius difference, to be precise).

However, if you are on the hunt for love, your dating pool will consist only of people who are freaks, in the psychological sense.

You can decide for yourself whether this is a good or bad thing.

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