Feeding random(rotting) meat to anyone would be criminal. You know even putting exlax in your food that coworkers always steal out of the fridge can get you in trouble. People don't like eating meat of things they don't consider normal, and each person may have a different normal. I only eat fish, no mammals, myself. Plus what if eating Krampus turned his enemies into Krampus minions or even Krampus himself. That's not a smart solution. It's like you want OP to get in all kinds of trouble, lol. I thought we were supposed to be helping him?