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fridgeofempty t1_j1xh204 wrote

Order a female one, grow it and and leave it on your front porch. Hopefully romance will bloom between these ungodly gollums and you are off the hook

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Robin_Astor t1_j21vhwm wrote

That, or OP’s gonna end up with two strange skin gollums after their love

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