I literally had the whole damn movie play out in my head. Damn. I hadn’t even realized I’d been watching a movie play in my head off of OP’s woods. I really hope you make it out of this, your a great story teller. Especially under the pressure of whatever that is oozing under the door coming to get you.

I wouldn’t attack it now. Seems to me whatever shape this thing is in, it’s got to be in its weakest form. I wouldn’t be Fucking petrified to have to try jump over this thing & make a run from it, but you gotta try. I hope for your sake that the bathroom door opens outward, & maybe you can plow the rest of whatever is on the other side over, & try to make a break for it. Or go on the offensive & stomp the shit outta whatever it is. Hopefully if it’s flat & one dimensional you can beat on it with whatever you have handy…?

Clearly I’ve put some thought in how to try & evade this mutant, cuz I’m rooting for you to make it out. Perhaps selfishly, but I really need an update.