This hit too close to home bc my first heart connection with a dog after the tragic and traumatic process of losing my extremely old (in her late teens!!) childhood dog was this black lab named Moose and it was short for Da-Moose (or Dumbass) because, while he was my big baby, all 3 of his brain cells would freeze at various times and you could just tell by the look in his eyes that there was nothing going on up there.