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Kitchen-Market-7688 t1_j29izlv wrote

Reply to comment by FaustusC in A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Yuletide is dangerous around here by girl_from_the_crypt

Awe, you are adorable, aren't you?

The kindergartener with his big, dangerous stick.
Oh yes, sure you are a superhero and you get to rescue the lady from the big, bad evil.

The Misses might coo at you, maybe she laughs. Maybe she will have you for tea.I am pretty sure she will have you for tea.

Serious, if you want to get a Leshy to have an interest in you, you need to be a very special person.And the way you think makes clear, you are not.

The first to die, and most often horrible, are the white knights who are full of themselves. There is no space left for cunning or anything else that makes a hero, a hero.

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FaustusC t1_j29mp9l wrote

I'm not a white knight. I'm not an Amazon cosplayer. And I am the farthest thing from a hero.

Nor do I care that the owner of the forest is a female. If she truly doesn't want help, I don't know where the forest is and I'm not going out of my way to find it.

The Leshy will have an interest in me. We have something in common. But if it kills me? It kills me. I've had a good run.

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