So, you and Jacek were into a little bondage slap & tickle? 'Atta girl! When he's returned to you maybe you should meet him in a slutty black wedding dress, holding a rawhide whip or riding crop, jumper cables, a battery, and a case of motor oil and a saddle by your feet. Now ask yourself, how much would you give for a piece of rawhide??? All kidding aside, so glad Aleksei is so much better and thriving! Your father has always seemed kinda douchy, but now he's moved up to being the equal of those old water bottle type douchebags that everybody's grandma used 50 years ago. You know, the ones with the long ass tubing and nozzle that you'd catch a glimpse of every now and then hanging from the showerhead? Yep, great big old nasty douche. Maybe this is where Jem gets his debauchery and love for evil from ...