Wait wait wait wait. The DEAD or dying?? Your neighbour is playing Frankenstein with random kids!

I wonder how she has the rest of the neighbourhood on her side though...maybe a Stepford Wives type of situation? Stepford Moms, I guess I should say.

Also sounds like they're getting to your mom, regardless of her wanting the full madness package or not. Start cooking your own meals from now on, just in case.