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Flowersfor_ t1_j3iiqdx wrote
I mean, that's a solid gag gift for like the 70's or 80's, lol. I would just drive to a random house and drop it there. At least productivity wouldn't suffer any that way.
Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3ili7e wrote
That's an awesome suggestion! I think my company may be hiring if you're looking for a job!
Flowersfor_ t1_j3illxk wrote
Only if you include hazard pay as part of the package.
Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3jhseq wrote
I'll have to run it past the higher ups!
Flowersfor_ t1_j3jroi4 wrote
Just know, I'll never invite you to my birthday. Not after this, lol
Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3jruc9 wrote
...that's fair.
Flowersfor_ t1_j3js31k wrote
But Valentine's Day, I'm calling you exclusively
Equivalent_Ad_3482 OP t1_j3jsnxh wrote
I have an idea for the perfect gift!!
jamiec514 t1_j3kjpma wrote
"Just know, I'll never invite you to my birthday. Not after this, lol"
This made me legitimately snort when I read it. And idk how the hell to make a formatted quote so I'm going with what I've got🤣🤣🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
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