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Tballz9 t1_ja7mdpb wrote

For having the bravery to be so soundly defeated in Ukraine. What a fucking clown.

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trucorsair t1_ja7qeik wrote

For bravely attending every meeting when summoned by his master Putin AND taking a seat by an open window…

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SylvieJay t1_ja98z59 wrote

For being brave enough to wear women's Prada Boots

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Victor_Von_Doom_New t1_jab4cw4 wrote

For all the shitty charecteristics of that unevolved colaborist piece of Putin's toilet , that sadly isn't a valid criticism of his . Not gonna defend that lobotomised piece of trash through.

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Corwyntt t1_jabz75v wrote

I don't think he has been very close to any of the frontlines.

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Dark_Delusion t1_ja7gowy wrote

Very Aladeen of him

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stouf761 t1_ja945kb wrote

He is an Aladeen leader probably with a very Aladeen outlook of life. Might be HIV Aladeen though.

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FoRiZon3 t1_jac8g8p wrote

We have Aladeen at home.

Aladeen at home:

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grey_carbon t1_ja7uqwq wrote

Bru, I'm "hero of reddit" then. I want a medal

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Big_Deetz t1_jaabyad wrote

Almost as meaningless as the hero of Chechnya

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a_exa_e OP t1_ja7fwo0 wrote

Obama awarding Obama meme, but the chechen version.^(wait they really did it)

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Lendyman t1_ja7qkhi wrote

"How to tell if you're a dictator."

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underscorerx t1_ja87zev wrote

If i am ever a tyrant i would give myself a medal for giving medals

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gobblox38 t1_ja8wa75 wrote

I'm picturing a medal with the image of a medal on it.

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peensteen t1_ja9afd3 wrote

The REVOLVER OCELOT (revolver ocelot) medal of lulz.

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ClockworkDreamz t1_ja7lvwb wrote

This guy kinda looks like smug George costanza.

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cleopete t1_ja8p9an wrote

I was thinking dwarf...not the cool ones from LotR, more like the douchey one who drove the White Witch's sledge.

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Doktor_musmatta t1_ja9tqs7 wrote

If George became a militant Islamist rather than Latvian Orthodox

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Sniffy4 t1_ja8cyo3 wrote

The First Annual Kadyrov Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence goes to...Kadyrov!

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peensteen t1_ja9b9m4 wrote

Ah, so that's what a female Dwarf looks like. No wonder Tolkien was so close-mouthed about them.

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a_exa_e OP t1_ja9moq4 wrote

That's some high quality r/RareInsults content^([but since the topic is political, such a post would probably get banned])

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amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja9crjv wrote

You know how in certain Shakespearian dramas, there is often a bit of comic relief after a point of very high tension, like in Act II, Scene 3 of Macbeth, where, just after Macbeth has murdered King Duncan and told Lady Macbeth that he is now haunted by the horror of his deed, the drunk porter comes on stage and acts like a blithering idiot?

That is Kadyrov, through and through - whenever the war in Ukraine reaches a very tense point - a new Russian missile bombardment causing tragedy or a bunch of Wagner goons wreaking havoc on civilians, you can count of him to show up and give us all a laugh due to some new outburst of idiocy.

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a_exa_e OP t1_ja9tb75 wrote

I'm not cultured enough to answer the Shakespeare part lol, but your comment is absolutely true. Kadyrov is really hilarious, and I'd almost say his daily, absurd and incredibly stupid statements are the only good thing that the war in Ukraine brought. A joyful piece of laughter amongst the world's dark news.

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weirdgroovynerd t1_ja7n47k wrote

In related news, r/weirdgroovynerd has been awarded Intergalactic Geometry teacher of the Century...

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Thialase t1_ja8lfe2 wrote

more like putins cock holster

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bsoto87 t1_ja9en6k wrote

Lol the way this war is going for Russia, Putin may be his cock holster pretty soon

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aotus_trivirgatus t1_ja8y1so wrote

And all this time, I thought that masturbation in public was illegal.

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a_exa_e OP t1_ja9tk0p wrote

Bro me too! All this time, I thought that I was a criminal...

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Doktor_musmatta t1_ja9tkry wrote

>Send unit of self-professed Jihadi war criminals to Ukraine

>They get their asses soundly handed to them

>Invent new medal. Give self said medal for sending asshole Jihadis to Ukraine.

>???

>Profit

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kittiesssss t1_ja8oapb wrote

Strong NoHo Hank vibes

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apokr1f t1_ja8ujre wrote

He is 100 % gay so you are not wrong.

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NaughtyEwok15 t1_ja9ahif wrote

This guy has big gay energy hiding in that beard

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gadget850 t1_ja9rons wrote

I heard Trump has some extra medals stashed in a drawer.

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Xu_Lin t1_jab4shf wrote

“I’m the hero that no one asked for. Thank you!”

This guy

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riggengan t1_jab9zap wrote

Chechen leader awards himself biggest penis award. It was claimed to be as big as a fire tuck as the sources say.

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derlich t1_jabwcgb wrote

What a coincidence! I awarded him the "Biggest Dogshit in Chechnya" medal on the same day!

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dudreddit t1_ja8tvc3 wrote

So very appropriate of him. He is a legend in his own mind!

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Nemo4evr t1_ja9029d wrote

A medal conveniently soaked in the blood of innocent victims.

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ShadowEllipse t1_ja9a78b wrote

I awarded myself for the biggest schlong in the house. You can't deny this

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peensteen t1_ja9bn2c wrote

I wish he would "An Hero" for Chechnya.

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Eaton_Rifles t1_ja9edk2 wrote

About as credible as Idi ‘Dada’ Amin and his various medals…🤣

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brick316 t1_jaaacjc wrote

Not the 1st time!

He's know himself (like most other dictators) to award himself.

Fun Fact: His dad used to be anti Russia, fought a war of independence... until he changed sides (huge bribes). Son became head of 'Chechnya' and killed his own people.

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eaglescout1984 t1_jaab4u0 wrote

I thought Putin was the hero of all Russian provinces.

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Swedenesebishhh69 t1_jaabxqw wrote

omg..not this guy..I'm surprised he hasn't married himself. He'll become his own sister wife

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Lch207560 t1_jaac676 wrote

If not him then who?

If not now then when?

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Entronico t1_jaadeca wrote

I don't think he's a clown. More like an evil clown soaked in the blood of his critics and swimming in corruption.

This, according to the article is one of THREE DOZEN titles he has awarded himself. My favorites are as follows; "Honored Worker of Physical Culture of the Chechen Republic" and "Honored Builder of the Chechen Republic".

From now on whenever we mention his name YOU MUST include all 32 titles after his name.

I received these titles in 2013. However, they were only 3rd Order without Iron Cross WITH Oak Leaves.

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Dumpster_Fetus t1_jaaj06v wrote

He's so stoned in every pic. He probably doesn't even remember awarding himself lol

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Ozi_izO t1_jaanhe6 wrote

Dammit I really thought I was in with a chance this year...

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Nanooc523 t1_jab4fcw wrote

King shit of shitland

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