Submitted by a_exa_e t3_11daagi in nottheonion
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trucorsair t1_ja7qeik wrote
For bravely attending every meeting when summoned by his master Putin AND taking a seat by an open window…
SylvieJay t1_ja98z59 wrote
For being brave enough to wear women's Prada Boots
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_jaaa9yd wrote
Hey, if the shoe fits...
Victor_Von_Doom_New t1_jab4cw4 wrote
For all the shitty charecteristics of that unevolved colaborist piece of Putin's toilet , that sadly isn't a valid criticism of his . Not gonna defend that lobotomised piece of trash through.
Corwyntt t1_jabz75v wrote
I don't think he has been very close to any of the frontlines.
Dark_Delusion t1_ja7gowy wrote
Very Aladeen of him
grey_carbon t1_ja7uqwq wrote
Bru, I'm "hero of reddit" then. I want a medal
Alexstarfire t1_ja8q56r wrote
Sure, why not.
grey_carbon t1_ja8t6fz wrote
Thanks bro 🫡
teahxerik t1_ja8xx3r wrote
He has to award himself though
Alexstarfire t1_ja94izr wrote
What if I told you that's my alt account?
MeanwhileInGermany t1_ja8vlec wrote
Thank you for your service.
Big_Deetz t1_jaabyad wrote
Almost as meaningless as the hero of Chechnya
a_exa_e OP t1_ja7fwo0 wrote
Obama awarding Obama meme, but the chechen version.^(wait they really did it)
Lendyman t1_ja7qkhi wrote
"How to tell if you're a dictator."
underscorerx t1_ja87zev wrote
If i am ever a tyrant i would give myself a medal for giving medals
ClockworkDreamz t1_ja7lvwb wrote
This guy kinda looks like smug George costanza.
cleopete t1_ja8p9an wrote
I was thinking dwarf...not the cool ones from LotR, more like the douchey one who drove the White Witch's sledge.
Doktor_musmatta t1_ja9tqs7 wrote
If George became a militant Islamist rather than Latvian Orthodox
Sniffy4 t1_ja8cyo3 wrote
The First Annual Kadyrov Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence goes to...Kadyrov!
Schneetmacher t1_ja7you6 wrote
Did he ever find his cat?
Unique_Anywhere5735 t1_ja9xw2f wrote
I think it's sitting on his chin...
The_Gumbo t1_ja7i4m3 wrote
he's done it!
HoopOnPoop t1_ja7mmmu wrote
peensteen t1_ja9b9m4 wrote
Ah, so that's what a female Dwarf looks like. No wonder Tolkien was so close-mouthed about them.
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9moq4 wrote
That's some high quality r/RareInsults content^([but since the topic is political, such a post would probably get banned])
littlebubulle t1_jaae2ws wrote
THAT GOES INTO THE BOOK OF GRUDGES!
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja9crjv wrote
You know how in certain Shakespearian dramas, there is often a bit of comic relief after a point of very high tension, like in Act II, Scene 3 of Macbeth, where, just after Macbeth has murdered King Duncan and told Lady Macbeth that he is now haunted by the horror of his deed, the drunk porter comes on stage and acts like a blithering idiot?
That is Kadyrov, through and through - whenever the war in Ukraine reaches a very tense point - a new Russian missile bombardment causing tragedy or a bunch of Wagner goons wreaking havoc on civilians, you can count of him to show up and give us all a laugh due to some new outburst of idiocy.
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9tb75 wrote
I'm not cultured enough to answer the Shakespeare part lol, but your comment is absolutely true. Kadyrov is really hilarious, and I'd almost say his daily, absurd and incredibly stupid statements are the only good thing that the war in Ukraine brought. A joyful piece of laughter amongst the world's dark news.
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja7n47k wrote
In related news, r/weirdgroovynerd has been awarded Intergalactic Geometry teacher of the Century...
Electric_Wizard84 t1_ja8gqpz wrote
As one does
Thialase t1_ja8lfe2 wrote
more like putins cock holster
bsoto87 t1_ja9en6k wrote
Lol the way this war is going for Russia, Putin may be his cock holster pretty soon
aotus_trivirgatus t1_ja8y1so wrote
And all this time, I thought that masturbation in public was illegal.
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9tk0p wrote
Bro me too! All this time, I thought that I was a criminal...
Doktor_musmatta t1_ja9tkry wrote
>Send unit of self-professed Jihadi war criminals to Ukraine
>They get their asses soundly handed to them
>Invent new medal. Give self said medal for sending asshole Jihadis to Ukraine.
>???
>Profit
kittiesssss t1_ja8oapb wrote
Strong NoHo Hank vibes
apokr1f t1_ja8ujre wrote
He is 100 % gay so you are not wrong.
Revolutionary_Eye887 t1_ja8tcpm wrote
Might as well. No one else is going to give him a medal.
NaughtyEwok15 t1_ja9ahif wrote
This guy has big gay energy hiding in that beard
gadget850 t1_ja9rons wrote
I heard Trump has some extra medals stashed in a drawer.
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9s42b wrote
Can I have one?
Xu_Lin t1_jab4shf wrote
“I’m the hero that no one asked for. Thank you!”
This guy
riggengan t1_jab9zap wrote
Chechen leader awards himself biggest penis award. It was claimed to be as big as a fire tuck as the sources say.
derlich t1_jabwcgb wrote
What a coincidence! I awarded him the "Biggest Dogshit in Chechnya" medal on the same day!
Last-Classroom1557 t1_ja8mf5x wrote
Was it for his glorious facial hair?
dudreddit t1_ja8tvc3 wrote
So very appropriate of him. He is a legend in his own mind!
Nemo4evr t1_ja9029d wrote
A medal conveniently soaked in the blood of innocent victims.
ShadowEllipse t1_ja9a78b wrote
I awarded myself for the biggest schlong in the house. You can't deny this
peensteen t1_ja9bn2c wrote
I wish he would "An Hero" for Chechnya.
BigfootsMailman t1_ja9ciy3 wrote
His beard looks like a ballbag.
Eaton_Rifles t1_ja9edk2 wrote
About as credible as Idi ‘Dada’ Amin and his various medals…🤣
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goliathfasa t1_ja9owaa wrote
How embarrassing…
PerformanceTop7616 t1_jaa4qrd wrote
I’m the hero of big titty goths
brick316 t1_jaaacjc wrote
Not the 1st time!
He's know himself (like most other dictators) to award himself.
Fun Fact: His dad used to be anti Russia, fought a war of independence... until he changed sides (huge bribes). Son became head of 'Chechnya' and killed his own people.
eaglescout1984 t1_jaab4u0 wrote
I thought Putin was the hero of all Russian provinces.
Swedenesebishhh69 t1_jaabxqw wrote
omg..not this guy..I'm surprised he hasn't married himself. He'll become his own sister wife
Lch207560 t1_jaac676 wrote
If not him then who?
If not now then when?
Entronico t1_jaadeca wrote
I don't think he's a clown. More like an evil clown soaked in the blood of his critics and swimming in corruption.
This, according to the article is one of THREE DOZEN titles he has awarded himself. My favorites are as follows; "Honored Worker of Physical Culture of the Chechen Republic" and "Honored Builder of the Chechen Republic".
From now on whenever we mention his name YOU MUST include all 32 titles after his name.
I received these titles in 2013. However, they were only 3rd Order without Iron Cross WITH Oak Leaves.
Dumpster_Fetus t1_jaaj06v wrote
He's so stoned in every pic. He probably doesn't even remember awarding himself lol
Ozi_izO t1_jaanhe6 wrote
Dammit I really thought I was in with a chance this year...
Nanooc523 t1_jab4fcw wrote
King shit of shitland
Tballz9 t1_ja7mdpb wrote
For having the bravery to be so soundly defeated in Ukraine. What a fucking clown.