Submitted by xanh86 t3_10r0xrp in nottheonion
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KombattWombatt t1_j6sz6qz wrote
That's just what the government wants you to think, man.
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smurfsundermybed t1_j6t2zjw wrote
They fixed the glitch at the factory.
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DaimonionSaint t1_j6td6zk wrote
Someone about to lose their job at the government painting the pigeon the wrong color
menlindorn t1_j6tltqw wrote
and i looked as the angel opened the sixth seal, and from out came a pink pigeon. And the world ended immediately. WTF.
DamnBunny t1_j6ttk1n wrote
Well that's just heartless and cruel.
DjToastyTy t1_j6ttnad wrote
waiting for the tiktok of that gender reveal party
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Dirty_Quesadilla t1_j6u8246 wrote
Can we all agree that the lady who started this bullshit should be held accountable for all the fuckery from her great idea?
Skatcatla t1_j6ub8wt wrote
Seriously, can we stop with the stupid gender-reveal parties? Least favorite trend ever.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_j6udqjt wrote
Not if it was a beetroot dye
aLittleQueer t1_j6unw5h wrote
Torturing and then dumping animals to advertise your unborn kid's genitalia. I guess it's marginally better than blowing shit up and accidentally killing people/starting massive wildfires for the same reason?
Rosebunse t1_j6unwzd wrote
The gender reveal party at my work involved delicious cupcakes. Really, the best cupcakes I ever had. The cream in the center was fluffy and thick without being too heavy.
Everyone should just do those and we would all be happier.
DamnBunny t1_j6uql9i wrote
don't justify animal abuse.
bdog59600 t1_j6ush0b wrote
Cons: Animal cruelty Pros: Does not cause forest fires destroying vast swaths of wildlife habitat
astamar t1_j6utagn wrote
I'm pretty sure she's publicly spoken about how much she hates what they've become and has asked people to stop doing them.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j6uygos wrote
Well at least they didnt set the pigeon on fire
Skatcatla t1_j6v3kzf wrote
I 100% support delicious cupcake parties.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_j6v7382 wrote
Applying harmless temporary dye to an animal is not abuse
DamnBunny t1_j6v8sjo wrote
Yes it is. Leaving it pink and exposed is cruel for many reasons. One its not in its natural color as nature intended. Two, it will be very vulnerable to predators. And it will have a hard time feeding since everybody can see a pink pigeon. So its starves to death or gets eaten. I am sure that was not their intention but they should have thought it through before doing something so wrong.
[deleted] t1_j6w5bb2 wrote
Fucking millennials.
laplongejr t1_j6wdwrq wrote
You don't know what happened to the discarded blue one...
Aezyre t1_j6wi55t wrote
Pidgeons are man made vermin. They are already not as nature intended.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_j6wiv5i wrote
How do you know the pigeon didn't WANT to be that colour?
DamnBunny t1_j6y3ei7 wrote
If you talk to animals I know some people downtown that would love to hear your story.
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Crooked_Cock t1_j73iijv wrote
I fucking hate gender reveal parties and the people who do them
Nobody gives a shit about the gender of your little spitball, stop wrecking the environment.
Void-splain t1_j6symkf wrote
Someone somewhere was like "And you'll pay me how much? Sure, I don't care what it's for man, I'll get you the pigeons, and they'll be the right color"