Submitted by hop_mantis t3_11du8qp in nottheonion
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knighthawk0811 t1_jaazq9w wrote
yeah, this was not nearly as exciting as the headline made me think. maybe the story of why it took them 12 years to do what law and order does on the first 12 minutes is more exciting?
YakInner4303 t1_jab0dfk wrote
It's 'cause their boss kept interrupting them with demands for coffee so blame Starbucks for derailing the investigation.
peter-doubt t1_jab1kk8 wrote
Coffee doesn't come from Starbucks.. it comes from the donut shop
knighthawk0811 t1_jab2n8g wrote
the donut shop. where coffee is smooth and creamy, cause burnt and bitter was already taken
AndyB1976 t1_jabc6kj wrote
> ...cause burnt and bitter was already taken
Tim Hortons has entered the chat...
VyrPlan t1_jab713s wrote
well i yam impressed
Unnoble_Savage t1_jaavv8u wrote
r/unexpectedCommunity
zwaaa t1_jac5g3w wrote
"okay bring in the sweet potato from the evidence locker and... WHO MADE PIE?!"
Meanderingversion t1_jabbq6d wrote
Who gets nut on a sweet potato? Or any potato for that matter?
AndyB1976 t1_jabc88t wrote
I feel so attacked right now.
Meanderingversion t1_jabce5d wrote
Well, in that case, let's make a flag for you and......ANDY!!! NO NUTTIN ON THE FLAG, FFS!
Unfair_Builder4967 t1_jaav6vg wrote
It took 12 years to arrest him? How dense were the cops on the case?
"the sweet potato had Hampton’s DNA on it.
Prosecutors say they can place Hampton at the home at the time of the murder because of data from a GPS monitor he was wearing due to a previous crime.
They also say GPS tracking puts him at a pond where a gun was later recovered."