Submitted by Mighty_L_LORT t3_11dtnm8 in nottheonion
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SwayzeOfArabia t1_jaau3p7 wrote
Well I mean thank god cuz I was certainly concerned with weather an oil tycoon would have enough money.
The weight thats left my shoulders is completely unnoticable.
jayfeather31 t1_jaauweg wrote
I knew someone was going to make that reference.
GandolfMagicFruits t1_jaavax1 wrote
It's the first thing I thought of. Had to.
gerberag t1_jab0s0j wrote
It's what happens when you artificially inflate gas prices for no reason and record profits.
DemonsRage83 t1_jab26ds wrote
What BBQ sauce we getting?
zwaaa t1_jac5qtk wrote
It's amazing what self-enforced scarcity will do for your profits.
Ok-Row-6131 t1_jacggc3 wrote
Is this happening because energy production has a high barrier to entry?
GandolfMagicFruits t1_jaatt6k wrote
We're sorrrrrryyyyyy....