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[deleted] t1_j92fyv9 wrote

Reply to comment by sprint6864 in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad

If the headline was true, I woulda loved to see how some one could get arrested for eating a pie in the wrong way. Any ideas?

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Professor126 t1_j96zfxc wrote

Lawyer here.

If you eat something while locking heavy eye contact and making suggestive faces, sounds and gestures, it could be characterized as sexual harassment.

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Schiffy94 t1_j9858ao wrote

"He was eating his cookie at me!" - Bonnie Plunkett

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harpejjist t1_j94rp70 wrote

Depends. Was he eating the pie in a way that was disrespectful to someone else or to the pie? Because he best not be disrespecting the best pie there is!

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[deleted] t1_j94umsn wrote

You disrespect that pie in Key West, the locals will beat your ass to death with their walkers.

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harpejjist t1_j95ectt wrote

It is on my bucket list to have Key Lime pie from its home. I have had good pie, but I just know California doesn't do it justice.

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[deleted] t1_j974s2x wrote

Key West is really unique in its own old people touristy kinda way. It is HOT AS FUCK, but feels like it's own country. The history is fascinating to seek out if you go looking for it. For some reason, beyond the pie, the iguana infestation is what most sticks in my memory from the visit though. They are absolutely everywhere all over the key. Roadkill lizards blanketing the roads. I'm pretty sure our tour guide said it was open season to exterminate them.

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TightLines022 t1_j95ivsq wrote

He surrounded it with hair and used his tongue in the middle first

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tuan_kaki t1_j970che wrote

When one tries to become the pie instead of consuming it

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