superkickpunch t1_j720m90 wrote on February 3, 2023 at 2:41 PM

Nice try. I used this excuse when I tied a bunch of balloons to myself and hopped the fence at Area-51, had a clipboard and everything, they didn't buy it.

nerdyjorj t1_j721pg5 wrote on February 3, 2023 at 2:49 PM

Should've worn a high vis jacket and a hard hat and you would have been fine

superkickpunch t1_j721xfu wrote on February 3, 2023 at 2:50 PM

Or a pilots uniform. You can get just about anywhere when you walk briskly in a pilots uniform. I’ve been upstairs in the White House while the Obamas were sleeping.