Submitted by rainbowarriorhere t3_11a7pta in nottheonion
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KaisarDragon t1_j9s1j5w wrote
I hold out for at LEAST 400 bells.
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Odd_Sprinkles7676 t1_j9u1gd3 wrote
I will add mine to the donation to
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 t1_j9qhozb wrote
r/nottheturnip
'Just improve your skills' is the most detached from reality tropes from the privileged. How, get better at your current job which you are already proficient? Uproot your life at great expense and move to a more expensive neighborhood? Stop working and pay for schooling in addition to your bills with money you don't have? Spend all your free time schooling part time with money you don't have? Quit your job and start at the bottom of another career for less money? Employers will hire the younger or experienced applicant anyway and you can't prove discrimination.
necromundus t1_j9rgnvx wrote
Maybe growing crops other than turnips would be a good alternative that would result in more crops people wanted to eat.
zstandig t1_j9r3lgs wrote
But turnips are vegetables
ctiger12 t1_j9rhvzp wrote
Eating turnips, not the onion 🧅!
cote112 t1_j9rlhsd wrote
I made turnips, yellow potatoes and scallions into a mash. Great stuff.
Urgullibl t1_j9rpadg wrote
Grate your turnips and ferment them like you would to make sauerkraut. You're welcome.
doginjoggers t1_j9snwoc wrote
She's a fucking turnip
agentouk t1_j9tnb3o wrote
She looks like a fucking turnip
reddit455 t1_j9qcjqu wrote
..and increases supply of methane (under the covers).
phydeauxbreath t1_j9qitlk wrote
It's healthy too! Just look at Miss Brexit 2023:
CitizenCobalt t1_j9txz1l wrote
She says consumers should cherish home-grown produce.
Ok, how does this help address the lack of produce? And turnips are a vegetable, so is there some kind of turnip surplus at the moment?
Boborovski t1_j9vthfk wrote
There is a shortage of vegetables like tomatoes and cucumbers that need to either be grown abroad or grown in the UK in heated greenhouses to be affordable. She is suggesting that people rely more on vegetables better suited to the UK climate, such as turnips. It's not really as absurd as headlines may make it seem at first glance.
tronaldmcdump t1_j9ujd0q wrote
Somebody had their nips turned too many times.
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skaz915 t1_j9rrf84 wrote
No shortage here..grow your own 🤷♂️
scribblebear t1_j9qgu6b wrote
This is some Animal Crossing level shit...