Ill grab a coffee

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Coffezilla is genuinely one of the best financial, investigative reporters I've seen

Of course they're scams. Their target audience is people who would take financial advice from an MMA fighter.

I knew it must have been him. Great guy

They consider Joe Rogan a "life coach".

Honestly, I’d probably take that advice as opposed to the shit heads who “managed” my money over at fidelity in 2008.

Pepperidge Farms Remembers.

That just sounds like a way to lose your money twice.

Honestly, I’m doing better trusting reddit bros than the previous 21 years with Fidelity.

LMAO what about the one that put their life savings into a pornstars crypto? Better or worse?

He is a great dude

Coffeezilla does better investigations than the fbi

It was very obvious to most people that bitcoin was a ponzi scam from beginning but people with $ and influence made lots of $ being at the top of these pyramid schemes so they embraced it and allowed it

All Coffeezilla does is this "i am so smart" shit to illustrate what everyone in crypto already knows. It's a zero-sum game and you're rolling the dice everyday. Everyone knows the risks.

The great irony with btc is it's evangelists will scream from the mountain about it's decentralized nature. The reality is by virtue of it's limited supply and economic model, it's distribution results in an even worse reality than we have now with economic disparity. It's fucking hilarious. I mean, it's not really funny, because if BTC succeeds it's going to destroy the world economy (and it's already leaving scars). More of haha this is actually terribly representative of the greed in this world.

You mean to tell me the guys who get paid to take punches to the head aren't that bright?

Apes together strong

That's a pretty broad statement and very clearly isn't true. Not "everyone" knows the risks. People gamble, invest, and spend money on things all the time without bothering to learn the risks. There are still people who thinking vaping nicotine is less addictive than smoking cigarettes, still people losing their life savings in Vegas.

And you might make the claim that they're idiots who are the exception, not the rule, but I'm not sure the stats agree. Either way, there are plenty of folks who would gladly take huge risks without truly understanding the stakes, and if even one of them has seen this dude's vids and rethought their next move, then he's done someone a serious service.

Another YouTuber, Ann Reardon, started with just cooking vids, then started debunking fake viral cooking hacks, then branched out into debunking or challenging other trends. She covered electric wood burning (I feel like there's a name for it but it escapes me right now) and how and why certain how-to videos were immensely dangerous. People died replicating them, and many other people chose not to because she shed light on that.

Everyone loves coffee till they make a video about them, the man is the best 😂 oompa helping coffee was the mashup we didn’t expect but loved

I knew it was Coffeezilla before I even clicked. This guy just has all his points in bluff, because this is like the eight time he's gotten someone who knows who he is to do this.

He's the only financial youtuber who doesn't start every video by droning "not financial advice, not a financial adviser"(arya realty, arya serious) and then proceeding to tell you how you should invest your money. The most he's ever done is show you what you shouldn't invest in, by way of demonstrating that it's a scam.

Your post history would seem to contradict that

Do you remember what happened in 2008?

Sure, but unless you exited at the bottom you should have recovered that many times over in the years since. Comparing that to the dogshit peddled on Reddit is just asinine.

You're literally broke as fuck.

You’re right.

It’s terribly representative of the outcome of libertarian ideas in general, you mean.

Great if you’re already wealthy, sometimes. Horrifying if you aren’t.

Am I even a little bit surprised it’s Dillon Danis? Nope. Not one cell of me could be less shocked.

All crypto projects are scams

Calling Dillon Danis an MMA fighter is the most generous donation to charity since Bill Gates started his foundation.

Or life advice from a kickboxer.

If you don't know that cryptocurrency is a scam, I have some numbers on my computer I would be happy to sell you. If you find another idiot to buy them from you at a price higher than you pay me, you can profit!

The guy who gets paid to take punches to the head is bright enough - he’s getting paid! It’s the people who get financial advice from the guy who gets paid to take punches to the head that we might want to wonder about…

There are also people who help guide the stock market into their pockets. Sad stuff

Edit: also pyrography is the word you’re thinking of!

This is an interesting case. Danis is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu guy. That's what his claim to fame is, (actually it's mainly training with McGregor) he's actually only had two MMA fights. He hasn't been hit in the head like some of these guys. This guy is just a doorknob. He's really legitimately stupid. Hell laugh at what he says so you kinda think he's joking or trolling, but no, the guy is just dumb.

Isn't all crypto a scam?

Smells like coffee

Joe Rogan is a basic bitch

He is such an insufferable twat.

Absolutely. 😎👍

Was it Coffeezilla? sounds like something he'd do

yeah but 20 years ago he was funny. so....

Was he though

Yelling punchlines has proven to work.

Thanksgiving with my crypto bro cousin has been a lot more chill since bitcoin crashed.

He actually had a friend initiate contact, the only hint that Coffeezilla was involved was a nonsense sentence in the copy that had Coffeezilla as initials.

The best part, though, is that when the liason sent over the contract to be signed, the small print specifically said that the while thing was a joke at the guy's expense and the linked website would change, but he didn't read the contract closely enough and the rest is history.

You are rquired to say that