Submitted by tiltedpyramid t3_10yq5b7 in nottheonion
Marvheemeyer85 t1_j7yx793 wrote
WE MUST BAN THIS [DANGEROUS FOOD ITEM] BEFORE MORE CHILDREN ARE HURT!!
Dannon35 t1_j7z00wv wrote
When ramen is outlawed, only outlaws will have ramen...
Cam_knows_you t1_j7z3pkq wrote
You can have my ramen when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
jordantask t1_j80ogab wrote
Well….
Severe burns can cause tissue necrosis….
Marvheemeyer85 t1_j81lhkc wrote
Become ungovernable! Boil water add noodles!
Arigato_MrRoboto t1_j7z409e wrote
If they ban instant ramen I might have to form a militia.
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