Submitted by Spratty75849 t3_11dwm6y in nottheonion
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saschaleib t1_jabutfj wrote
This falls into the category: ”justified anger“.
MeLaughFromYou t1_jabbfbb wrote
Sounds like a script for a Doritos ad.
moeriscus t1_jabe3ms wrote
This is from Australia. I believe the term 'chips' translates to 'french fries' in American
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jae6br1 wrote
So an Oreida commercial
UnScience t1_jabhtpz wrote
Hot chips and chips are different. Chips would be for products like doritos.
ISISstolemykidsname t1_jac0yiv wrote
Hot chips is only used when required to differentiate between chips and hot chips. Otherwise they're just referred to as chips.
ohpee64 t1_jae30w1 wrote
This is correct, you're a chip off the ol' block.
LittleKitty235 t1_jaebvz9 wrote
In this case ol'block refers to engine block
Meanderingversion t1_jabfzzg wrote
No, it fucking doesn't and hear me out, please...
Chips are referenced as flakes that fall off of something and infuriates everyone involved.
Fries are potatoes that are cut the fuck up in long, finger sized pieces, hopefully blanched and patted dry, before being fried to a deliciously awesome golden brown then salted until the doctors regret longing a less robust patient portfolio.
Chips are cut tf up in whatever way an unsettled person would chop a potato up with no supervision and recklessly dropped into lava oil with zero capacity to care, or want, that everyone around them survives.
My favorite recipes revolve around whatever the fuck I want to do with a potato before I get nice, then pepper, salt, olive oil and herb TF outta them before they're tossed into the oven, turned and made sure all sides are facefucktastic before letting them rest long enough to vaguely forget the previous torture they've been through, but subtly never let the horrors vanish from their souls.
Then, Bon Appétit.
[deleted] t1_jabq7hu wrote
My local chippy (for hot chips) makes their own from hand cut potatoes. So that's chipped hot chips. :) 😀
moeriscus t1_jabh5f1 wrote
No need to convince me, good sir. I'm American. Take it up with the Commonwealth countries :-)
Meanderingversion t1_jabhbw1 wrote
I've never been so passionate about an irrelevant topic at 12am in my life.
Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jabhuz4 wrote
I read this and heard 🎶And I'll gladly stand up next to you, And defend her still today🎶
I salute you my fellow American.
(This is slightly satirical but Id be lying if I didnt say it was also slightly true)
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lynivvinyl t1_jabeq69 wrote
That One Chip Challenge is getting out of hand.
DoppelFrog t1_jabk8tl wrote
Which flavour?
mia_farrah t1_jaec6ei wrote
Aussie “chips”, known to us as fries
Therefore I assume the generic flavor, salt x fat
baddfingerz1968 t1_jabq0eg wrote
But "no one can eat just one..."
LittleKitty235 t1_jaec9ts wrote
"Once you pop you can't stop!!!" 🚗 💨<--------💀. 🚓 🚓 🚓
Bawbawian t1_jabeahw wrote
if he wanted chips he should have got some when they were at the hamburger store!
notapolita t1_jabwwgr wrote
Let's say this was an accident. Still, how do you live with someone who is willing to argue with you over a single chip? How do you come to the conclusion that she is in fact a reasonable choice for a partner?
danteheehaw t1_jac195q wrote
Clearly she had no intention of living with that person. She ended the relationship, and tried to make sure her partner would no longer terrorize other people with those horrible chip stealing habits.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jac93za wrote
IF YOU WANTED A CHIP YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT SOME AT THE HAMBURGER STORE!!
wittiestphrase t1_jacjuor wrote
She said she had no intention of trying to harm him. Meanwhile here’s how hard she smashed the front of that car:
razloric t1_jab8o3z wrote
I mean this sub could be filled with road rage/bar fight stories since 90 percent of them start over something small.
AnOrdinaryMammal t1_jab9tra wrote
But also, don’t fuck with someone’s chips.
peebo_sanchez t1_jabdk3w wrote
Relevant
vncrpp t1_jabtmyz wrote
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MonkeyPolice t1_jabmgdq wrote
Huh, not Florida.
Sprinkle_Puff t1_jabw2rd wrote
What kind of chip? If it was a salt n vinegar kettle chip, it may have been worth it
J4MES101 t1_jabz6pc wrote
Imagine if he’d eaten two.
PJJefferson t1_jacachq wrote
They were Lays Potato Chips, and she knew from the commercials that he “couldn’t eat just one”, so she did what she had to do. /s
grey_carbon t1_jacr3tu wrote
Funny and laughable bc woman harm man, no other way around.
PsychologicalSpace50 t1_jad8x47 wrote
To be fair what kind of chips were they?
hotfezz81 t1_jadrv5u wrote
I don't condone it, but I get it.
mia_farrah t1_jaec12u wrote
Well it sound like it could have been the last chip, soooo
smokeyfantastico t1_jabbe4v wrote
Judge: Alright understandable, you're free to go but no more murders