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Ground2ChairMissile t1_jahqsrf wrote

This reads like a Mad Libs for 50-year-old stoners.

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GhostalMedia t1_jahxzv0 wrote

40 year olds instead watched a lot of Ric Flair and played a ton of punch out.

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BeanpoleOne t1_jajlr82 wrote

As I read this my eyebrows went up then my eyes squinted then my brain fell out

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cleopete t1_jaj8am4 wrote

Fifty-six, and I have no idea who Ric Flair is, or who the cynical White investors who really own Mike Tyson's weed business are.

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FaithlessnessHead354 t1_jajlt8q wrote

If someone is going to have ED, I feel like he would be it!

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Arkhampatient t1_jalolh4 wrote

Dusty Rhodes died too soon. This would have been a perfect opportunity to revise his “Hard Times” promo

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shogi_x t1_jahwfhc wrote

Just imagine lighting up with Mike Tyson, Rick Ross, Charlie Sheen, and Ric Flair to talk about boner pills.

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GrandmaPoses t1_jahwj9i wrote

"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man. The man, in the latter half of my statement, being erectile dysfunction."

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Dranj t1_jal3yqz wrote

"If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man. But sometimes when you've beaten the man a few times too many, he has trouble getting back on his feet. And you can't take a lovely lady on a trip to Space Mountain if the man is still laid out in the ring, can you? WOOOO! Mike Tyson's cannabis products! For when you need a little help getting back that kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin' son of a gun! WOOOO!"

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CosmicGhostHound t1_jai21ls wrote

Can't think of Ric Flair the same after learning about the Plane Ride From Hell.

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thugdout t1_jai8de9 wrote

Do tell.

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CO_PC_Parts t1_jajbkqy wrote

A lot of wrestlers were jealous of Lesnars quick accession in the company. Hennig did not like Lesnar and talked shit about his amateur wrestling accolades, which to me is fucking stupid, he only wrestled at D1 for 2 years and finished 2nd one year and won the national championship the next year.

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CosmicGhostHound t1_jamz8le wrote

TBH I kinda being upset that you're busting your ass for years working for WWE travelling and doing multiple shows a week in different cities and missing time with your family. Then a kid comes out of nowhere and is given ALL the spotlight over the people who've been busting their asses for years. Same reason people were upset over Taker giving up the streak to a part-timer in Lesnar instead of using it to build up a younger star who could have used that build-up more.

Lesnar's performance ability IS another level than some mid-tier wrestler. (even moreso back then) But still....I get the resentment.

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CosmicGhostHound t1_jai9fae wrote

Flair got nude and cornered a stewardess with his privates out until Goldust told him to stop.

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rofopp t1_jai8hf0 wrote

This seems like word salad generated by ShatGPT

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bigchuckdeezy t1_jaj64b5 wrote

Had some of Mike Tyson’s ear shaped edibles, absolutely awful

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DeaDGoDXIV t1_jakoomo wrote

Terrible flavour, bad texture, weak? Some combination of the three? Not gonna lie, I would try those if they were in my local shop,but if they aren't worth it I'd rather know beforehand.

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bigchuckdeezy t1_jakqpxc wrote

All of the above and some of them had melted in the packaging despite being delivered in a bag with an ice pack

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DeaDGoDXIV t1_jakqtf7 wrote

Well that sounds disappointing, thanks for the info

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Plus_Opportunity_503 t1_jajo600 wrote

On my phone this appeared as "Ric Flair to be the face of cannab..." and I was totally hoping that when I clicked it would finish as "cannibalism".

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DisgruntledDiggit t1_jaifjlq wrote

Weed FOR ED?

Does nobody else get THC induced ED? I call it trading wood for weed.

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SnarfbObo t1_jajh2v9 wrote

I don't have problems but a smoke does give me the urge if its been a bit

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metropoliskoala t1_jak1cre wrote

"You can assault so many flight attendants with these babies."

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sealmeal21 t1_jajc3sf wrote

I don't see this as oniony at all.

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Justme100001 t1_jahvvlp wrote

What a title, so much to unpack here...

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Aun_El_Zen t1_jajzkii wrote

Side effects may include loss of scalp and penis

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NicklesBe t1_jakbhe5 wrote

That sure was a sentence I just read.

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moviestim t1_jahxjs6 wrote

From Nature Boy to Nature Man

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Rich1926 t1_jair26o wrote

Space Mountain is back in business Bay Bay

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Kbdiggity t1_jajlpwl wrote

My only interactions with Ric were way back when i was a valet working to pay for college. He loves alcohol and is a great tipper.

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Far_General t1_jajv0qo wrote

Space mountain is closed for renovations until I can get my cock hard WOOOOOO

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cycoivan t1_jajxtqi wrote

Makes sense, he is the 60 minute man after all

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burnshimself t1_jakv8u5 wrote

Yea honestly this sounds like a male-oriented version of Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop. Have a problem? Hair loss? Dick don’t work? Can’t sleep? Fix it by smoking our weed! Probably a lot of bullshit

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Biteysdad2 t1_jahwiho wrote

He's already shilling ED products. It plays 1 to 2 times a commercial break on my local sports talk radio station. Can't hit that mute button quick enough.

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CheerioJack t1_jahynnh wrote

Ric Flair and Mike Ryson together? Now thats gotta be a killer interview.

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DFWPunk t1_jaj6z7c wrote

In all seriousness, Ric needs to go away. It's not only embarrassing, he's a shitty human being.

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Ray_Pingeau t1_jajkq46 wrote

It’s flairs wife’s turn to go “WHOOOOO!”

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MDF87 t1_jajosfy wrote

WOOO!

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dbeman t1_jajrxa6 wrote

Whoooooo! The pleasure was all yours!

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Alltheweed t1_jajvhog wrote

Will this help my bombaclat johnson not working?

No, but it'll make you forget your bombaclat Johnson not working. Blaze 2 get at me in the morning, peace.

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PMA1898 t1_jalfzch wrote

r/brandnewsentence

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Darkality24 t1_jamib7v wrote

I tried Tyson's edibles. They tasted like crap, they weren't very potent, but they were shaped like ears with a bite taken out, so 100/10 for the presentation.

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RKPgh t1_jai68d7 wrote

“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeed!”

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frealfr t1_jaj4a6a wrote

Two big ol dummies join forces.

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doublebubbler2120 t1_jaiwqxl wrote

Boomers get information from the strangest sources.

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