Submitted by imll99 t3_11f6hup in nottheonion
CatchingRays t1_jai2eww wrote
Reply to comment by SelectiveSanity in Evers wants extended bar hours for Republican convention by imll99
When you let people overindulge, they tend to ruin themselves. Like Americans with fast food & sodas. Or bears that have a huge supply of cocaine.
SelectiveSanity t1_jai2u7u wrote
Science has proven that there's a perfectly valid reason to overindulge in soda. /s
jmenendeziii t1_jajagj2 wrote
And in cocaine
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CatchingRays t1_jai3fw7 wrote
This is hilarious. I anecdotally can 'debunk' this.
I haven't drank soda in decades. I have the biggest balls my friends have ever seen. They nicknamed me "Manbag". BTW there is no advantage to having large testicles that I can tell. Well, besides the awe inspired in your friends.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajtfvx wrote
Just hanging out with the boys and taking caliper measurements
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Brener69 t1_jam961j wrote
According to Johnny Dangerously you need to get laid and they will go back to normal size.
CatchingRays t1_jama8b2 wrote
I heard him say that once…
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajtctq wrote
Good idea, maybe if we travel back in time and get Hitler hooked on meth he won't do anything bad
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