Submitted by imll99 t3_11f6hup in nottheonion
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QuestionableAI t1_jaiaam4 wrote
you know, you might be on to something there
ncc74656m t1_jakubcl wrote
Cameras. Cameras EVERYWHERE.
SelectiveSanity t1_jai20bc wrote
Further enabling their Karen like negative behaviors?
CatchingRays t1_jai2eww wrote
When you let people overindulge, they tend to ruin themselves. Like Americans with fast food & sodas. Or bears that have a huge supply of cocaine.
SelectiveSanity t1_jai2u7u wrote
Science has proven that there's a perfectly valid reason to overindulge in soda. /s
jmenendeziii t1_jajagj2 wrote
And in cocaine
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CatchingRays t1_jai3fw7 wrote
This is hilarious. I anecdotally can 'debunk' this.
I haven't drank soda in decades. I have the biggest balls my friends have ever seen. They nicknamed me "Manbag". BTW there is no advantage to having large testicles that I can tell. Well, besides the awe inspired in your friends.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajtfvx wrote
Just hanging out with the boys and taking caliper measurements
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Brener69 t1_jam961j wrote
According to Johnny Dangerously you need to get laid and they will go back to normal size.
CatchingRays t1_jama8b2 wrote
I heard him say that once…
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jajtctq wrote
Good idea, maybe if we travel back in time and get Hitler hooked on meth he won't do anything bad
QuestionableAI t1_jahvsvk wrote
Special privileges for special people.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_jaiytel wrote
Why not loosen the firearms rules as well since they love that idea all the other times?
jmenendeziii t1_jajal1u wrote
It’s wisconsin can they get any looser?
Glittering-Jello-935 t1_jaibx84 wrote
might as well legalize prostitution too
DetonationSound t1_jajpj4r wrote
It's worked for Australia.
Glittering-Jello-935 t1_jajqxjj wrote
just for political events?
another_day_in t1_jahxalc wrote
Open until 4am
> “We don’t want a situation where people can’t have their dinner if it’s that late at night.”
Brewing_Tea t1_jaj8f4t wrote
Whenever Republicans start conspiring, we all want extended bar hours
skoltroll t1_jak0ybv wrote
Dem governor says GOP can drink all night bc everyone videos everything.
Genius!
LucyRiversinker t1_jajovu8 wrote
Rules for thee, not for me.
ncc74656m t1_jakujg3 wrote
Spike their drinks with E and let them get all in vino veritas on each other. Half the convention will end up making out with each other, some well placed cameras and you end up taking down half the Republicans in the convention.
CatchingRays t1_jahzh3n wrote
Give it too them. What's the worst that can happen?