Submitted by kangarooturd t3_11f9gzi in nottheonion
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TheButcherOfBaklava t1_jaifenk wrote
Dammit. I was going to eat that mummy!
cnn t1_jainpvf wrote
A pre-Hispanic mummy, estimated to be between 600 to 800 years old, was discovered in a food delivery cooler bag by Peruvian police over the weekend.
Police told CNN that the mummified remains were found with three men who were drinking in a deserted park in the Peruvian city of Puno on Saturday afternoon.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/28/americas/peru-mummy-puno-delivery-man-intl-latam/index.html
kangarooturd OP t1_jaibh4q wrote
He just loves his mummy!
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_jaicgkk wrote
Inca jerky
lazy_phoenix t1_jalentz wrote
This is an outrage! I was going to eat the mummy.
fondledbydolphins t1_jaihokf wrote
Fuck is wrong with people these days? A guy can't even walk around with his daily carry mummy anymore without someone sticking their nose in his business.
DaveOJ12 t1_jaiyxfi wrote
It was posted here already
Unnoble_Savage t1_jaidg2s wrote
Zevulon the Great, he's teriyaki style