Submitted by SelectiveSanity t3_11gcs21 in nottheonion
Virata t1_jaoqh2s wrote
"That’s when the toddler “stood up, put his hands on his hips, and stated ‘It is good to be honest … we shouldn’t lie, she is inside the room next to the bathroom!'"
Gottem
Dillweed999 t1_jaoz2ln wrote
And then everybody clapped
nearfantastica00 t1_jap16rc wrote
yeah that is absolutely not what the kid said.
I question the validity of the whole thing.
Stickysocks182 t1_jap5s2g wrote
Kind of a cringe move to put your hands on your hips and say a line that an anime character would say.
aishik-10x t1_jars7u4 wrote
A very Pokémon move
macchareen t1_japs5bk wrote
Unless a grownup said it to the kid and it made an impression. The hands on hips makes me think the kid may be mimicking someone.
KayakerMel t1_japx9ul wrote
Yeah, the "It's good to be honest we shouldn't lie" sounds like something right out of children's educational programming. If it wasn't on TV, it's the type of things preschool covers. Although it makes me think the toddler had to be at least 3 or 4 years old to do such a speech.
Firm_Transportation3 t1_jas3vbl wrote
No one in Kentucky talks that properly.
602Zoo t1_jaq4dc0 wrote
Omg I thought you were joking. Yeah I'm sure the fucking toddler said all that with her hands on her hips.
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