Submitted by must_go t3_11gxlwj in nottheonion
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evil_timmy t1_jaqt8up wrote
As long as they're not Flat Perthers.
MartinTybourne t1_jasi7va wrote
Everyone who lives in a flat in Perth is a flat Perther. There are some house Perthers of course.
Adam_24061 t1_jari1yb wrote
Take me to your leader, Perthling.
WWDubz t1_jatutaj wrote
George Lucas will be pleased
eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 t1_jaqoxjm wrote
i like it. short. to the point. conveys the full message.
I live in a town a while from there and we have something called boodya koort bilya.
took me 5 fucking months to figure out it was a museum.
new_account_6281 t1_jaqvkoo wrote
I don't, it should have been "the perth museum museum of perth in perth"
slackfrop t1_jarjiua wrote
Museumy mcmuseum face
aenteus t1_jas5cc7 wrote
Perthy McMuseum Face
1SamSparks t1_jas3jq2 wrote
Ha, I came here to say that exact same thing!
slackfrop t1_jas72xq wrote
Doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.
OldBob10 t1_jar6cwi wrote
Uh…I believe the “Perth” in question here is the one in Scotland, since they mention “Perth and Kinross” and the Stone of Destiny (i.e. the Stone of Scone), while I’m guessing you’re referring to the city in Western Australia (of which I have some good memories 😊). But what the heck do I know, I’m just a dumb American…
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_jaro7r3 wrote
Wait! You mean everytime I eat a scone, I’m eating a Stone of Destiny? Awesome!
WraithCadmus t1_jas2b6n wrote
Confusingly, while the baked good rhymes with 'gone' or 'cone' (regional variations), the important rock rhymes with 'boon'.
OldBob10 t1_jat0gf0 wrote
So…wait - there’s *three* stones? 🤔
eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 t1_jaro6qa wrote
.... hahah you are totally correct, I'm in western Australia, and just assumed, man, I'm gonna go to sleep now.
jimmymd77 t1_jar4m2i wrote
It means 'crap these people stole' in the indigenous language.
Stepawayfrmthkyboard t1_jarhub8 wrote
Crap na daoine seo a ghoid
blarglwharbl t1_jarzuvj wrote
Crap is universal
eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6 t1_jaro9j1 wrote
hahaha, Il have to tell the curators that the next time I see them.
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_jaqtd0t wrote
From other Perth here. 🇦🇺
Our new museum is called Boola Bardip
Abides1948 t1_jarlhlc wrote
Sounds like you missed out on "The Other Perth Museum"
Potatoswatter t1_jas51gc wrote
ɯnǝsnW ɥʇɹǝԀ
Squigglificated t1_jav0efe wrote
SmackEh t1_jaqrb1j wrote
Not "Museum McMuseum-face"
dewayneestes t1_jarys7s wrote
Perthy McPerth-Face should also be considered.
Secondsmakeminutes t1_jaqrsr1 wrote
Not going to lie my TV is named "Telly McTellyface"
MotoRandom t1_jar1grw wrote
Our pad device in the living room is named "Whatso whatso". Thank you Bender.
aenteus t1_jas5ie6 wrote
The roomba is named trainy mctrainface
tinymonesters t1_jarsqig wrote
This is how you know they picked who was allowed to vote, or it was strictly multiple choice with no write-ins.
Aggressive-Package79 t1_jar1tbz wrote
That name was already taken.
CrizzyBill t1_jar76wy wrote
>In 2010, a poll to decide a new tour destination for singer Justin Bieber resulted in North Korea taking the top spot.
Never knew about this one before.
SpiritDCRed t1_jas25ku wrote
The Internet Historian has a great video on all of the ridiculous poll results. Love that channel
[deleted] t1_jar77wp wrote
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akio3 t1_jarryth wrote
Definitely should have been “Heaven Is a Place in Perth.” The name comes with a built-in theme song too.
byOlaf t1_jaryu7t wrote
They couldn’t afford that name. Do you know what it’s worth?
Mister_Buddy t1_jas4k4d wrote
👌
ILoveLongDogs t1_jat24md wrote
You've never been to the town, have you?
It's ok, but very much not heaven.
Phlanispo t1_jary217 wrote
Wow, I got to the end of the article before I realized this was Perth, Scotland and not Perth, Western Australia. The article started talking about the ancient roots to the Stone of Destiny and I was confused that the museum was honoring Scottish immigrants instead of the Whadjuk Noongar People.
halborn t1_jaufwgf wrote
They kicked me out of Scotland for trying to French kiss the Blarney Stone.
Antibotics t1_jb8fyhe wrote
Huh, I live in Perth (Australia) and there were enough references in the article to things from Perth (Australia) to not make an obvious link to Scotland:
- There's a Museum of Perth
- There's a suburb named Kinross (I thought it strange this lone suburb was singled out for mention). I didn't think the suburb of Kinross had particularly deep and ancient roots though.
- There's a George Street in Perth (WA)
I suppose the name of the news site should have been a give away.
TheSammynator t1_jbacp5d wrote
I'm willing to bet there's a George Street in every city in every state. He was after all a king. I've seen half a dozen.
turtle_eating t1_jaqp90x wrote
The KISS principle works with names too.
OldBob10 t1_jar5ix8 wrote
Very sensible and practical. God bless the Scots. 😊
TheDevilsAdvokaat t1_jasinnz wrote
Why not? the name is perthect for it.
Adam_24061 t1_jari88y wrote
Not Perthy McPerthface? Disappointing.
mekatzer t1_jaul87k wrote
Runner up: Museum McMuseumface
Oh wait, BBC. Ye Olde Museum McMuseumface
lord-huggington t1_jargmlo wrote
100k well spend
Justme100001 t1_jaqwasg wrote
I would go for The Perth Museum
CatchingRays t1_jar3d8b wrote
Seems we are hearing about this poll a little late.
GetlostMaps t1_jastp97 wrote
NOVEMBER 2022
GTFO
mymar101 t1_jasuni2 wrote
Museum museum.
GerryAttric t1_jatpacb wrote
Museum McMuseum Face
esqualatch12 t1_jatrpy0 wrote
Is it "Perth" museum or is it "Perth Museum" museum now?
Drusgar t1_jari6pw wrote
Kind of refreshing, actually. I'd expect something silly like, "Yousee'um Museum."
on_ t1_javcs09 wrote
Marketing branding firm: this will be 200 grands. Thx.
MustLoveAllCats t1_jasniyp wrote
Good. All these stupid joke names that get voted up in public opinion polls are annoying. I get it, you want to have a bit of fun, but a ship or building shouldn't be stuck with that stupid name.
theREALfinger t1_jawlwer wrote
r/funkiller
BitMadIsntIt t1_jary7z0 wrote
Stop hiring shitty leadership that doesn’t have enough experience to understand their audience - they shouldn’t be so bad at their jobs that things need to go to a public poll.
TimeTravelMishap t1_jat7kt7 wrote
This is a serious issue to you huh?
BitMadIsntIt t1_jat7ti0 wrote
Actually yeah, I’ve seen it way too many times in my line of work (public service). The amount of taxpayer money wasted due to incompetence like this is astronomical.
TimeTravelMishap t1_jat8bl0 wrote
Wacky
CurlSagan t1_jaqqd4a wrote
The people of Perth are very sensible about names. That's why they call themselves Perthlings.