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Missilelaneus t1_jas44fz wrote
cocaine cinematic universe, they'll probably buy the rights to to breaking bad and expand to meth in phase 2
DangerStranger138 t1_jau615n wrote
Cocaine Sharknado! Cocaine Cujo! Cocaine Snakes on A Plane! Cocaine Samuel L Jackson! Cocaine Shia Labeouf!
utsuriga t1_jas5vb1 wrote
They might as well start breeding and eating them, at this point... I mean, why not? It's not like humans have no history eating hippos, quite the opposite.
Serious_Hand t1_javns5k wrote
They are all decended from like the same four hippos. They are inbred as all get out. Maybe not a good starting point for livestock.
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jas2pvx wrote
Hollywood really whiffed by passing on Cocaine Hippo.
SpaceLemming t1_jas6xr6 wrote
Sequel?
Scoob1978 t1_jatkr49 wrote
The headline is misleading, shocked I know. These are hippos bought with money from the cocaine trade. They are not on cocaine.
the-zoidberg t1_jarznn4 wrote
Tell the intern if he can catch one, he gets to have a real job.
BurstSausage t1_jasmxil wrote
Rocket launchers and barbecue sauce.
HTMLgordan t1_jat0r7e wrote
Are they good eatin’?
TheScrobber t1_jat75e6 wrote
Pablo Escobars Cocaine Hippos is an amazing band name.
WasteAd9692 t1_jautcxj wrote
Target practice?
WaterChi t1_jaritp9 wrote
onairmastering t1_jassbtb wrote
This is hilarious. I love my country but shit, making a fucking theme park where Pablo lived? 😂
Recommended: "Sins of my father"
RudeRepair5616 t1_jasw4n2 wrote
That's what cocaine hippos do, they get in your face.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_jatc6v2 wrote
They should eat them.
GreasyWerker118 t1_jarve8h wrote
Cocaine bears... Cocaine hippos.....Cocaine budgies.....Cocaine yaks.....Cocaine dung beetles.....