Submitted by -ImYourHuckleberry- t3_11ilftk in nottheonion
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escape1979uk t1_jayuhg9 wrote
Cool... now lets just fund cancer and hospice care so kids can focus on things other than plugging the gaps in our failing systems.
UnfinishedProjects t1_jb0w5xk wrote
For some reason the old people don't give a fuck so the young people have to fix everything now.
goblinerrs t1_jb0n8l5 wrote
Here, here.
restore_democracy t1_jayv11p wrote
Hmm, one of my friends’ kids slept outside for a couple of years just for the hell of it. Who knew he could have made so much money?
triggerhappymidget t1_jayvwwh wrote
When my friend was in high school, he decided he was over sharing a room with his brother. He moved into a tent into the backyard, ran an extension cord through the window so he could hook up his stereo. And lived back there for six weeks or so until his parents gave in and threw some sheet rock up in the garage to build him a little room of his own.
AlternativeFormer559 t1_jb085ge wrote
Convincing people to pay him £700 grand for sleeping outside in the balmy temperatures of North Devon is a great achievement. He should probably become a politician. In Northern UK we make children join the cubs and scouts. That way they sleep outside (in the cold) for free and are forced to enjoy it.
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jayuboe wrote
This is a beautiful story. Must be onions, 'cause I'm tearing up.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jaz5g7g wrote
No. We've already established the understanding that it's not an onion.
Thoughtful_Ocelot t1_jaytmqc wrote
Just wow. Awesomeness.
RobsEvilTwin t1_jazzlpt wrote
This kid is an absolute bloody legend!
aaaanoon t1_jazns3k wrote
Shit, nice effort.
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jctwok t1_jb3huaq wrote
r/OrphanCrushingMachine
BigDaddyFatPants t1_jb6cuug wrote
So he has a girlfriend now?
Frogchamp_lll t1_jazxfmz wrote
AMATEUR
Icy_Mousse_4144 t1_jazgv21 wrote
He’s practicing for his trip to skid row
Miserable-Many-6507 t1_jb0oa4f wrote
So the creepy uncle finally left huh.
bitemytail t1_jayssyl wrote
TMI
muffdivemcgruff t1_jayvfi6 wrote
That’s what she said.
jzgr87 t1_jayvz8h wrote
You’ve never touched a vagina have you
muffdivemcgruff t1_jaywdt6 wrote
Not since this morning.
jzgr87 t1_jaywhpf wrote
That means no
muffdivemcgruff t1_jayylnx wrote
Ok, I’ll tell my wife you said that’s not her vagina.
jzgr87 t1_jaz1ho3 wrote
She’ll probably divorce you if you tell her that.
Frogchamp_lll t1_jazxf4a wrote
What wife?
Buildinthehills t1_jc6sxql wrote
r/ihavesex
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jaz7mcz wrote
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How does the act of sleeping in a tent earn money? Since when does anyone give a fuck when a kid sleeps in a tent? Let alone shower him with money?
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Who gave him authorization to camp out in front of London Zoo, Ten Downing Street, Twickenham Rugby Stadium? And did his parents stay with him while he slept out there in front of these huge public venues?
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"Max has directly funded 15 nurses for a whole year"? What does that mean? He's paying nurses' salary with money he somehow earned while sleeping? Were the nurses not going to be paid otherwise?
>"Max's final fundraiser will host three music stages along with an exhibition of previously unseen movie memorabilia. Brad Pitt's sword & shield from the film Troy and the original board from the Jumanji film are expected to be included on display. There will also be a guest appearance from Welsh Game of Thrones actor and stuntman Ian Whyte."
And he was awarded a British Empire Medal.
Please forgive my pragmatic critical thinking, but this all reeks of illuminati bullshit.
Jarsky2 t1_jazhiwm wrote
>this all reeks of illuminati bullshit.
L-O-Fucking-L
Affectionate_Most_64 t1_jazfmeh wrote
Holy crap are you an asshat
A-very-stable-genius t1_jb0idcg wrote
You really can’t grasp how fundraisers work?
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jb1n6ko wrote
Why did 15 nurses need a 10-year-old boy to sleep in a tent for 3 years in order to have their salaries paid? Were these volunteer nurses suffering and starving until some little boy could raise enough money to pay them for the work they're doing at the hospital?
Haagen76 t1_jayvc9s wrote
Preparing for when he graduates from college and can't afford to rent or buy a house.