Submitted by thirdwheelforever t3_11jb1bh in nottheonion
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Vercentorix t1_jb3ffwk wrote
Why is this here?
Balloons are a scourge to wildlife and nature in general.
Not that there aren't a million other things on that list, but no one should have a problem with this.
icanucan t1_jb1vot4 wrote
Ah, Laguna Beach:
A picturesque and authentic surf village where you can still pursue the original hippy-surfer dream...with the prerequisite, 6-figure income.
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jb1x634 wrote
6-figure income not necessary for r/vanlife.
-Little-death- t1_jb24h1i wrote
Could say the same for just being homeless and still shitting in a bucket.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jb2csbo wrote
Easier to afford now that you can't spend any money on balloons right?
Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_jb1xrs1 wrote
Not even if it involves pizza?
Objectonmydesk t1_jb3x3t7 wrote
Queue red polled conservative talking heads calling for nationwide balloon buying sprees.
mrdeezy t1_jb2yc2g wrote
They eventually become litter, and are useless. I don’t see a problem with it.