Ah, Laguna Beach:

A picturesque and authentic surf village where you can still pursue the original hippy-surfer dream...with the prerequisite, 6-figure income.

6-figure income not necessary for r/vanlife.

Not even if it involves pizza?

Could say the same for just being homeless and still shitting in a bucket.

Easier to afford now that you can't spend any money on balloons right?

They eventually become litter, and are useless. I don’t see a problem with it.

Why is this here?

Balloons are a scourge to wildlife and nature in general.

Not that there aren't a million other things on that list, but no one should have a problem with this.

Queue red polled conservative talking heads calling for nationwide balloon buying sprees.