Submitted by r3taylor t3_11jn20i in nottheonion
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bstowers t1_jb3h9rh wrote
Candygram
smurfsundermybed t1_jb3l6fx wrote
I'm just a dolphin ma'am.
J4MES101 t1_jb4htp4 wrote
Somebody should have photoshopped a small hat onto that creature
chakolate t1_jb3n5po wrote
I hate getting bitten on the front porch. Back porch is the worst, tho.
rip1980 t1_jb3gqo0 wrote
It's like playing a Uno Reverse card on Grubhub.
octoreadit t1_jb3hl1p wrote
Knock, knock! Who's the-AAAAAAAAA
GoateusMaximus t1_jb5jlgq wrote
Look, it's basic etiquette down here.
You are not required to answer the door if it's a gator knocking.
Clack082 t1_jba59ss wrote
Proper Florida etiquette does require you to yell out to the gator, "see you later alligator," if you don't want to open the door.
GoateusMaximus t1_jbafxbe wrote
Correct. We are all about our Southern Hospitality.
The8thHammer t1_jb41uuc wrote
atlanta gator man episode vibes
he got a gator in there
Luckywithtime t1_jb4i9pv wrote
The front porch is the worst, though if I had to choose I'd still go front porch over bite to the head.
coursejunkie t1_jb7d2xg wrote
I originally read this as
"Florida man bites alligator on his front porch after he opens door: police"
Now that would be oniony. This is normal.
BelmontIncident t1_jb3h3fr wrote
Knock knock...land shark