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jokar1134 t1_jbbjkch wrote on March 7, 2023 at 9:22 PM

Reply to comment by buckykat in Man who calls himself "Dolphin Dave" cited for allegedly harassing humpback whales and dolphins in Hawaii by wallstreetegg

I'm going to believe this is a real quote. I want to believe

buckykat t1_jbbkh2d wrote on March 7, 2023 at 9:28 PM

Onyourknees__ t1_jbc73up wrote on March 8, 2023 at 12:03 AM

🐳 💩

LongGiven t1_jbcx8f6 wrote on March 8, 2023 at 3:22 AM

Not only is it real, he very likely actually fucked (or at least tried to fuck) at least one whale

buckykat t1_jbcz8bk wrote on March 8, 2023 at 3:38 AM

"Tried ro join a secret Maori Whale Fucking club but the discrimination against elderly, bearded, Tagalog speaking white men, which runs rampant in New Zealand, caused them to mistake me for a well known tech personality, and i was soundly thrashed. Tried on my own and failed."