Submitted by Bleachi t3_11lckw1 in nottheonion
mia_elora t1_jbbxh44 wrote
They need to sell official Genshin Impact soap bars.
Nazamroth t1_jbc0a3f wrote
To not only open, but sully the rare colelctible soaps signed by.... whoever that is?! Unthinkable!
mia_elora t1_jbc1ftc wrote
Yeah, you put the collectable in the center of the soap bar and make sure that they aren't transparent.
Tmoneyg t1_jbc6u25 wrote
Theyd probably just leave it under running water to get the item rather than actually use it
CrispinCain t1_jbcx1nq wrote
Sell 'em in pairs. Open & use one, save the other. Double your money!
AtomikRadio t1_jbgn0wg wrote
Just put codes for primos at the core of the soap.
-Tesserex- t1_jbczc6m wrote
Now they'll just have the cleanest crotches in world but stink everywhere else.
mia_elora t1_jbgs2d1 wrote
Would still be a step in the right direction, and once they're under the water it's a lot easier to convince them to actually clean themselves.
Ennkey t1_jbek5np wrote
Anime girls with their tongues hanging out of open mouthes. Whatever it takes
VoDoka t1_jbe29cn wrote
The hygiene equivalent of the waifu pillow.
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