Submitted by Bleachi t3_11lckw1 in nottheonion
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Tavapris04 t1_jbbsto4 wrote
They fucking won't, they are pigs
mia_elora t1_jbbxh44 wrote
They need to sell official Genshin Impact soap bars.
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Nazamroth t1_jbc0a3f wrote
To not only open, but sully the rare colelctible soaps signed by.... whoever that is?! Unthinkable!
mia_elora t1_jbc1ftc wrote
Yeah, you put the collectable in the center of the soap bar and make sure that they aren't transparent.
Tmoneyg t1_jbc6u25 wrote
Theyd probably just leave it under running water to get the item rather than actually use it
obsertaries t1_jbcemf8 wrote
Honestly she had a lot of good advice about con-going, washing well was just a small part of it.
Mr-Tiddles- t1_jbceuc1 wrote
Fair shout probably.
GeraldWay07 t1_jbcghk7 wrote
The fact they have to state this is insane
circasomnia t1_jbcmf1k wrote
never.
TreyWait t1_jbcoa3e wrote
Someone needed to say it at some point.
Kastar_Troy t1_jbcqjtl wrote
What's so fuckin hard about a shower for a big event?
So these people literally never shower then.. what the fuck
Lilithbeast t1_jbcwrr6 wrote
Coworker of mine said she went to conventions pre COVID and the stink was the worst. I don't understand people, do they have no idea or what? She says a lot of times people crowd together in a hotel room meant for far fewer people and she guesses they don't want to bathe in that configuration. But Jesus, dudes, at least bird bath or clean pits / undercarriage or anything at all.
CrispinCain t1_jbcx1nq wrote
Sell 'em in pairs. Open & use one, save the other. Double your money!
Khemith t1_jbcx50g wrote
But also don't take a bath in fucking Axe Body Spray either. I don't want to be tearing up when I'm next to you.
-Tesserex- t1_jbczc6m wrote
Now they'll just have the cleanest crotches in world but stink everywhere else.
FlatOutUseless t1_jbczylx wrote
Just bathing was never working too well for me. It took a bit to get a working recipe: shave armpits and pubic hair and use antiperspirant not deodorant.
MegaJoltik t1_jbd6tdk wrote
If you have two circle, one for "people who don't have social skills" and the other for "anime fans". I'm sure there are decent amount of overlap between the circles.
Reddit_Anon_Soul t1_jbdbvlo wrote
I'm guilty of not showering often, but seriously? How do you not take a bath before a big event?
TyrionLann t1_jbdf2iw wrote
Rie Takahashi is a prolific VA, wonder if choosing genshin impact was just for the lols.
GyakuBoop t1_jbdnrf8 wrote
Considering the amounts of bathing scenes in lots of anime, one would assume the opposite. Con attendees are just built different
Grand_Protector_Dark t1_jbdtytn wrote
Hu Tao isn't even her biggest role, let alone only....
Also the thumbnail shows the wrong character.
If anything she'd be more recognisable if the article said "Konosuba voice actor"
Grand_Protector_Dark t1_jbdu2az wrote
It really feels odd that Genshin was singled out for some reason.
Her role as Megumim in Konosuba is much much more famous than her role as hu tao
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Asuka-02- t1_jbdwzlo wrote
I'm a weeb. I have excellent hygeine for both myself and my living space and vehicles.
We exist. There are dozens of us!
UrBoiThePupper55 t1_jbdy5ff wrote
Yeah the article I saw before just said “Anime VA”, not “Genshin Impact VA”.
I think GI was added to increase click-rate.
AFatz t1_jbe1can wrote
Genshin Impact is the more recognizable IP, though.
VoDoka t1_jbe29cn wrote
The hygiene equivalent of the waifu pillow.
[deleted] t1_jbe2zbz wrote
I think being unhealthy also smells. So it’s a super combination of, poor self awareness and social skills. Combine that with the purest funk and stinkiest toe cheese of someone who not only doesn’t bath, but has been working on a body sweat with no exercise behind it for months.
[deleted] t1_jbe33k9 wrote
It’s your best quality, whether you like it or not. We need to start singing from the rooftops again “cleanliness is next to godliness”
AegisThievenaix t1_jbe44vo wrote
Not sure what's worse, her fans not bathing properly or rie Takahashi being titled as just "genshin impact voice actor"
xxKoRxx t1_jbe6sh4 wrote
I think because the website is thegamer.There is no way it all audience is into anime.
hagantic42 t1_jbedsae wrote
It's more Venn diagram of those who have clinical depression social anxiety and other mental disorders that cause them to basically become blind to their hygiene issues. Magic the gathering and Warhammer have this issue with many game stores I know going so far as to make a dedicated section for these gamers where the closer you get the more intense febreze there is.
Its not just being antisocial there's normally a good amount of mental health issue going on.
pascontent t1_jbeemc4 wrote
Absolutely is for a non anime fan.
EyesLikeBuscemi t1_jbeibvx wrote
Found the person who needs to bathe.
Ennkey t1_jbek5np wrote
Anime girls with their tongues hanging out of open mouthes. Whatever it takes
Mikimao t1_jbemg9b wrote
Can't blame the girl for not being a fan of pungent nerd
The_Muznick t1_jbepjd7 wrote
And then there's smash players in a league all their own. One dude literally shit himself while playing. Because why hold it in? Fuck it I gotta go I squeeze it out now because I have to play this game.
Esarel t1_jbeqf8q wrote
i immediately figured out who the VA was when you said this
Legitimate_Page t1_jbf9nu2 wrote
I have really contemplated starting a "mobile smell truck," like a food truck for deodorant, and setting up outside of places where smelly people gather.
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No-Think-Only-Sad t1_jbfddww wrote
Okay, MOM
giasumaru t1_jbfhb4r wrote
Depends on what circle of people you are writing for.
Like if you posted this on r/grandorder, you'd have the title being Mashu's VA.
As Kotaku is a gaming website, it makes sense for them to write it as the voice actor of a character in Genshin Impact. That's their audience.
AtomikRadio t1_jbgn0wg wrote
Just put codes for primos at the core of the soap.
mia_elora t1_jbgs2d1 wrote
Would still be a step in the right direction, and once they're under the water it's a lot easier to convince them to actually clean themselves.
MIHIGHYO t1_jbnbtat wrote
yeah, homegirl is a voice actor for both eggplant and explosion before even becoming a GI VA...
nezukotanjiro150 t1_jd2y9w1 wrote
This should be mandatory for..any activity
[deleted] t1_jbbqusq wrote
anime fans: no, this we cannot do