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Notacooter473 t1_jbdnk5r wrote

I can see the official report...." We confiscated 100 sex dolls".... ummm...."we confiscated 99 sex dolls" .... .... we confiscated 40 sex dolls.


rugbat t1_jbdw4mt wrote

I'll bet these were mostly dildoes and vibrators. Ironic that this was one day before International Womens Day and now they are depriving lots of women of a bit of innocent fun.


TricksterWolf t1_jbfjori wrote

It is unlikely that they consider a woman not requiring a man to be innocent.

Fun fact: it is illegal to own more than three sex toys in Texas, but it is legal to own raccoons there. I guess that's why they call raccoons "dildos of the forest".


rugbat t1_jbg1mao wrote

No doubt, it's also fine in Texas to own more than three firearms, though. I've never heard "dildos of the forest" before. 😱


Ahelex t1_jbho8lm wrote

The spin-off to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs:

Dildos with a Chance of Rabies


hippyengineer t1_jbg60yd wrote

This is the first I’m hearing of the forest dildos(that weren’t particularly shaped tree branches).