TricksterWolf t1_jbfjori wrote on March 8, 2023 at 6:08 PM

Reply to comment by rugbat in Home Ministry of Malaysia seizes sex toys due to fears they "can erode morals, public order and national safety", pose for photo with contraband. by Sombre_Ombre

It is unlikely that they consider a woman not requiring a man to be innocent.

Fun fact: it is illegal to own more than three sex toys in Texas, but it is legal to own raccoons there. I guess that's why they call raccoons "dildos of the forest".

rugbat t1_jbg1mao wrote on March 8, 2023 at 8:02 PM

No doubt, it's also fine in Texas to own more than three firearms, though. I've never heard "dildos of the forest" before. 😱

Ahelex t1_jbho8lm wrote on March 9, 2023 at 2:46 AM

The spin-off to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs:

Dildos with a Chance of Rabies

kimunication t1_jcww8de wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:28 AM

You guess? Who the hell has ever said that any animal is a dildo of any forest

TricksterWolf t1_jcwyfzn wrote on March 20, 2023 at 4:53 AM

I did, just now. Try to keep up.

hippyengineer t1_jbg60yd wrote on March 8, 2023 at 8:29 PM

This is the first I’m hearing of the forest dildos(that weren’t particularly shaped tree branches).