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Micah_JD t1_jbhl0ri wrote on March 9, 2023 at 2:22 AM

"Here are your DUI charges. Are you still drunk? Yes? Good. You can go home now."

PlayTheHits t1_jbjjndi wrote on March 9, 2023 at 2:39 PM

“Wrong, officer, I’m not still drunk. I’m drunk again.”

Bold of you to assume that he ever sobers up.