Submitted by Man_Bear_Beaver t3_1271hjt in nottheonion
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WildFire97936 t1_jec45hy wrote
I would not get in that water, dolphins are rape-y enough without dildos involved.
Tombstone_Shadow t1_jec46ra wrote
…and at 11:00 footage of the beached orca rescue on butt plug island.
lana_rice t1_jec8398 wrote
You win the internet
NotThatZachRoberts t1_jeci3n6 wrote
I’m sorry. What cove?
_sarten t1_jeck230 wrote
Ahh yes, good 'ol Dildo cove, one of the best beaches on MILF Island from what I hear.
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koa_goose t1_jecrawx wrote
That word is off limits because it refers to Marital Aid Cove.
tryoracle t1_jectpr3 wrote
It is close to the town of dildo
leslie_hey t1_jecvqif wrote
I hope they can get through and melt the ice.
jgiovagn t1_jecw45s wrote
They refer to the dolphins as Dildo Dolphins at one point in the article. I really want to know where the name comes from, is it a family name, a native name, or did whoever name it just think it was amusing.
B_R_U_H t1_jecx4yp wrote
What did he saaaaaay?
Man_Bear_Beaver OP t1_jecxq06 wrote
I hear Dildo Cove is usually warm and wet, this is really a turn of events, I’m vibrating.
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gorka_la_pork t1_jed14w3 wrote
They couldn't at least portmanteau the name into Dildolphins?
mcs_987654321 t1_jed1qkv wrote
Literally just James Cook fucking around with his buddies while leading the survey team, Newfoundland’s got loads of great town and landscape feature names (+ the best people you could ever hope to meet).
virgilreality t1_jed3f2d wrote
They're really stuck up in there...
^(Thanks, I'll show myself out...)
Kaiser_-_Karl t1_jed3lt8 wrote
Its actually a really sad story to read. 3 dolphins already dead and 7 still trapped in the bay. Their having to haul them by hand to snowmobiles and then onto trucks to transport them to a safe bay. They've rigged ropes and weights to try and slow the ice encroaching further into the bay and buy the dolphins time.
Killawife t1_jed3urg wrote
Those god damn horny dolphins.
JohnnyTight_Lips t1_jed469a wrote
Dibs on the band name
Rosebunse t1_jed7nj6 wrote
Why is this a name? Why?
oozinator1 t1_jedaauh wrote
Oh okay, that's perfectly fine. Wait, what town?
nonemoreunknown t1_jedbppo wrote
Saw this posted on r/worldnews and immediately did the Drake meme and came here.
tryoracle t1_jeddmkw wrote
Newfies do weird things
chockedup t1_jedfods wrote
Vaguely reminiscent of the movie The Big Miracle.
teeesstoo t1_jediyb1 wrote
Think they must be mixed up with Lord of the Rings
Tito_Tito_1_ t1_jediyxd wrote
"Who told you guys we're 'stranded?'"
PinkGayPunk t1_jedkv34 wrote
Sad that three already perished. Hopefully, the rest can be freed. But lol
grizwa t1_jedlecr wrote
and there are not enough in Dildo Cove? sounds like a disappointing place to me
Benevolent_Grouch t1_jedr0sc wrote
Jesus the 3 they pulled out all died? That’s terrible
thewebspinner t1_jedspso wrote
Followed by whale watching at cock-ring bay.
Tiny_Teach_5466 t1_jedtd3n wrote
It's a trap!
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i-am-the-fly- t1_jedx9ko wrote
Is an icebreaker going to need to penetrate Dildo cove?
deanna6812 t1_jeeaovi wrote
Because it’s the cove near the town of Dildo, Newfoundland most likely.
Keanman t1_jeec1nb wrote
Jimmy Kimmel is also the honorary Mayor. He did a few bits on his show pre-covid.
frictorious t1_jeecagz wrote
"Stranded in Dildo Cove" sounds like a country song.
Wonka_Stompa t1_jef8s1q wrote
Gettem outta there! It’s too horny!
assjackal t1_jefhdli wrote
I went there in 2015 to visit an old internet friend of mine. She was astounded I found the place beautiful and people interesting. It's such a wild place, I couldn't get over how the cities were laid out.
Got a picture of myself standing next to the "Welcome to dildo" sign too.
Hyak_utake t1_jeg2vxt wrote
only in newfoundland dawg ☠️
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_jec37ny wrote
Get some lube up in there or something.