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Pauzhaan t1_jcm7mbc wrote
Capitalist compassion
HobbitFoot t1_jcm8d41 wrote
Well, do you hear them complaining?
Wienerwrld t1_jcmb5za wrote
Some of those planes climbed and dove several times before crashing. I can’t imagine the terror.
SelectiveSanity t1_jcmc98t wrote
"You got to admit, my client's car is pretty awesome, right?"
"It doesn't matter how good your client's car looked, it still ran me over."
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myjunksonfire t1_jcmcvcr wrote
It's how the old saying goes. Take a man on a flight and he flys for a day. Take a man on a 737 max and he flys for the rest of his life.
Inconceivable-2020 t1_jcmeycm wrote
for long.
Thomas_JCG t1_jcmfvnt wrote
Sometimes it's best to just stay quiet.
Earnastus t1_jcmiczi wrote
I'm sure everyone was completely chill..all...the...way...down.
mike-godwin01 t1_jcmjng6 wrote
I guess that changes everything..
Newish_Username t1_jcmli02 wrote
Damn, their lawyers really went all in there.
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machineguncomic t1_jcmoh5e wrote
Boeing has argued that this is speculative, and that damages shouldn’t be awarded for “pre-impact fright and terror.” An expert in human factors and aerospace physiology hired by Boeing countered the above by arguing the following:
“While passengers undoubtedly perceived the flight as scary, humans have a tendency to hold on to hope and not expect the worst. Ultimately, it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant.”
Let's split the difference. We'll say half held onto hope and half were expecting certain death. So if you owe 100 billion for the pain, cut in half they owe 50 billion.
You just have to choose the correct starting number so that when it's cut in half it is still the correct punitive number.
Honeyozgal t1_jcmph2w wrote
Scumbags!
squishopotamus t1_jcmqyjp wrote
"Hired by Boeing"
NofksgivnabtLIFE t1_jcmv4fu wrote
As someone who doesn't fly but did for sick parents turbulence had me speaking to a higher power to cut it out. I wasn't on one of those though as for sure would be scared to the point of being passed out probably.
benskieast t1_jcmykt8 wrote
Under NYS law this would eliminate there moral damages since they don't ascribe inherent value to peoples lives. Lawsuits can only sue for pain, suffering and medical costs while someone is alive and lost wages as a result of an injury including after someone dies. As a result if someone dies as a result of an accident it reduces damages.
putalotoftussinonit t1_jcmyuxq wrote
Let me know when we reach this point in our society. It may be a huge positive to make the 1% a negative number.
budgreenbud t1_jcn0u0f wrote
I would say their surviving family members are suffering and victims of the crash.
7ECA t1_jcn0zwq wrote
I had a close associate who perished as a passenger on the first plane to hit the WTC. As much as I mourned his loss what eats at me to this day was the stark terror he must have felt watching as the plane descended to the level of the buildings in Manhattan. Even if his death was nearly instantaneous no one should have to endure that level of fear. Same for these Max passengers. Oh and like my buddy they felt it, however briefly
washington_jefferson t1_jcn1kzl wrote
> I don't usually fly, but I made an exception when my sick parents needed me. During the flight, the turbulence was so bad that I found myself praying for it to stop. Although I wasn't on a flight like that again, I know I would be extremely frightened and possibly even pass out if I experienced such turbulence again.
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ooDymasOo t1_jcn65uy wrote
“Boeing has argued that this is speculative, and that damages shouldn’t be awarded for “pre-impact fright and terror.” An expert in human factors and aerospace physiology hired by Boeing countered the above by arguing the following:
“While passengers undoubtedly perceived the flight as scary, humans have a tendency to hold on to hope and not expect the worst. Ultimately, it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant””
Wienerwrld t1_jcn6xr6 wrote
Unconscionable.
Elmodogg t1_jcn7587 wrote
If it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant, how can Boeing be so sure that they weren't suffering the worst terror and anguish until the moment of impact?
Elmodogg t1_jcn78h3 wrote
And let their lawyers who came up with this ghoulish argument tag along with them, too.
TheDwarvenGuy t1_jcnbsum wrote
For all we know it could've been like a fun roller coaster ride for them before the end
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bobshmurdt t1_jcnfyqw wrote
You killed a bunch of people just pay up geez
tdupbeats t1_jcnhb3v wrote
They don’t… burden of proof though. It’s a shitty thing to argue, but I guess they weighed the cost of paying for the suffering vs. the hit their image would take for making the argument.
westdl t1_jcnkeoa wrote
Disgusting and if this doesn’t work, they’ll go for the Schrödinger’s cat defense: Once the door on the plane closed, the passengers and crew were neither alive nor dead and therefore Boeing is not at fault.
Zacpod t1_jcnlusr wrote
And this shit is why I won't set foot on one of their death traps. They're clearly a company whose ONLY motivation is money, and if they need to kill a few hundred people, they're fine with that.
Any company who would blame their pilots for their planes falling out of the sky instead of gazing inwards at the cost-cutting non-redundant sensors, and illegal safety legislation bypassing, clearly has zero morals and can't be trusted with anyone's life.
Fuck Boeing. I hope they die in a fire like the victims of their mismanagement and greed did.
Zacolian t1_jcnmyjy wrote
As a plane crash survivor I can tell you right now this is bullshit. When that thing is going down I was confident I was going to die, even though I’m clearly here today.
janzeera t1_jcnq7jc wrote
Boeing: “The real sufferers of ‘fright and terror’ are the stockholders.”
Massive_Ad_8856 t1_jcnrjx3 wrote
Boeing used to be a really great company. They are disgusting now. They fucked up huge with the 737 Max and should pay. In my opinion they should have been charged criminally for all those deaths. 🖕🏻you Boeing !
nondescriptun t1_jcntwu2 wrote
"In fact, one of the flights was operated by Spirit, so you could say we helped end their suffering."
JackKovack t1_jcnwsmc wrote
Woo! This is like a ride! Haha haha, this is fun. Oh, we’re going down fast wahoo! We’ll be fine. Says the lawyer.
JackKovack t1_jcnx3xx wrote
Shit, what plane crash were you in?
RonnarRage t1_jcnxb6t wrote
How's that capitalism? I can point to group self interest in every other market model lmao.
itsallgood013 t1_jcny8f2 wrote
I’m suffering by reading this headline.
bloodmonarch t1_jcnz97r wrote
The one whete he survives.
Life-Island t1_jco01rv wrote
uncontrollable morbid laughter
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ChrisFromIT t1_jco2g8o wrote
>Ultimately, it is impossible to know the subjective experience of each occupant””
If only they were still here, they would be able to tell us.
O wait, they can't, because they are fucking dead Boeing. Dead because of you, Boeing.
Fuck Boeing.
Busty_Superhero t1_jco9xgc wrote
This is moral fuckery. Even an optimist, holding on to hope, would be suffering during a flight crash. The tendency to believe you’ll live doesn’t mean you don’t feel absolute terror during a life-or-death situation.
joeykins82 t1_jcod3ny wrote
Every airline should be sent a copy of this legal filing along with the brochures for the A320neo family and A350.
Fuck Boeing.
NoWayNotThisAgain t1_jcoi9tj wrote
One of the most annoying things about America in the 2020s is that EVERYBODY tries to gaslight.
ThaxReston t1_jcokitc wrote
Boeing and GM. The worst of American manufacturing
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Skyhawkson t1_jcp2vvx wrote
That's how litigation works, you can hire an expert witness to testify as to some part of the case (and your opponent can cross-examine them). For example, a car accident may have an auto mechanic testify as to the poor maintenance of the brakes that may have contributed to the crash.
As with all court witness testimony, it's up to the jury to decide whether to believe it or not.
nixstyx t1_jcpa85w wrote
I don't understand this aspect of the system at all. Dead is dead. If there are separate payouts or penalties associated with suffering they should be automatically applied if the victim dies. You can't know the experience of the person BECAUSE they're dead. That should negate any argument against it. You know what's worse than temporary suffering? DEATH.
supersalad51 t1_jcpahsg wrote
I think it was the Lost one
--harumph-- t1_jcpcwzn wrote
Lost wages for life plus the cost of replacing their non work service (parenting, cooking, house cleaning, gardening, befriending home/car repair) so many activities must be added to make an accounting of a person's value accurate
benskieast t1_jcpf120 wrote
I didn’t say it was a good law. It just is one that exists. I of course think people are worth more than there financial output. There is also companionship, love and grief that are huge. But NYS has an outdated law that doesn’t value those things and people should know.
JackKovack t1_jcph41s wrote
THE LOST ONE!!!!! AHHH!
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Assassin_by_Birth t1_jcptyri wrote
Instead they gave the CEO or whoever at the time like a $73 million dollar windfall and he now resides in a country that isn’t America. The money to pay the victims families should have came directly from that windfall, AT THE MINIMUM!
Kraken160th t1_jcq002e wrote
Wow really glad my company didn't re up the boeing contract.
whoperman t1_jcq50d6 wrote
Put the shrink in a plane and nose dive it into the ground recording the whole thing. If they didn’t suffer I’m sure he will go with it
Gebling65 t1_jcq5qum wrote
Boeing: It wasn't the long fall from the sky. It was the abrupt stop on the ground, and that was instantaneous, so nobody suffered.
Ummmmmm.....
CatAvailable3953 t1_jcqju1r wrote
As a retired aircraft accident investigator I find Boeing’s position reprehensible but not surprising. It’s a corporation. Not a person. Money is the only objective.
Thegoodthebadandaman t1_jcshzbo wrote
Boeing was never the same after they catch the McDonnell Douglas parasite.
alwaysZenryoku t1_jct8yel wrote
What a fucking joke. Those passengers were terrified in their final moments and well aware that they were going to die in a brutal manner. Boeing needs to pay a shitton to their families.
Antibotics t1_jcte3f3 wrote
>It’s a corporation. Not a person.
Indeed, except corporations are made of people, so each one of those individuals who contributed to the problem is actually responsible (morally, if not legally).
Hiding behind the corporation is a cop out. I'm sure the individual people at Boeing who made or contributed to the decisions that led to all the suffering and eventual deaths can morally excuse their actions by saying it was the company and not themselves who did it.
DRTmaverick t1_jctmihv wrote
I get they're trying to win an argument for sake of not losing money but I doubt " the airplane crashed into the ground so fast that their brains didn’t have time to process pain signals from their nervous systems.”
DRTmaverick t1_jctn5ip wrote
You mean after they absorbed McDonnell Douglas? Honestly not surprised, MD was still struggling after the A-12 failure.
DRTmaverick t1_jctoc70 wrote
We could opt to put the families of the Boeing staff members that were responsible onto one of their faulty 737's and do some test crashes. They should be completely okay with this, it means their families won't suffer.
Thegoodthebadandaman t1_jctq7s3 wrote
Boeing technically bought McDonnell Douglas but MD's upper management, the very reason why the company failed in the first place, ended up in charge of Boeing. It's like McDonnell Douglas was a zombie which bit Boeing. It's why Boeing went from being an engineering focused company to one which only cared about profits and line go up.
SilasX t1_jcujtwr wrote
It’s a weaker burden in a civil case though, just “more likely than not”. So, if “we really can’t know” then we should assume the average response to flight terror, not the lowest.
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trickster55 t1_jd0ea6b wrote
sociopath moment
AceBalistic t1_jdk8u3x wrote
What plane did you crash in?
wwarnout t1_jcm7hqe wrote
OK, let's have the CEO and board members die in a plane crash. They won't suffer.