Submitted by dread_beard t3_11uc1p4 in nottheonion
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wallander1983 t1_jco802q wrote
Seriously you had one job.
GeneralFactotum t1_jcrodl1 wrote
"Article"
This is like when I look for news stories on MSN.com and half their content came from Reddit. Lazy news reporting at best.
Tejanah t1_jcngtyf wrote
No pic of pigeon wearing tiny backpack though. Boo.
Msfracture t1_jco0mun wrote
What public fails to understand is that pigeons are very intelligent, they learn English very fast and can mimic human actions to access what they need/want. Ignorant people claim pigeons are stupid because of their docility, fact is it's not docility they rely on humans for food, why they are not afraid of humans.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jcowd7w wrote
Yeah but that doesn't explain why they chose the life of a criminal?
MasonP2002 t1_jcpvczw wrote
Because they can't get jobs.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_jcvm7i7 wrote
Because they're such shitty employees.
goodlucktoad t1_jcntevh wrote
According to this headline, there is a commercially available smuggling backpack for pigeons.
pm-me-your-nenen t1_jco2sup wrote
According to the article, it's just a small fabric of jeans someone sewed into an itty-bitty backpack.
OneHundredEighty180 t1_jcvmc7c wrote
So, it's an Etsy product then.
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melt11 t1_jcofes8 wrote
So it was a long time ago?
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Terrise t1_jcnhkqm wrote
Somebody’s been watching Mayor of Kingstown.
Teremen t1_jcnh7ei wrote
Somebody’s been watching Mayor of Kingstown.
Teshant t1_jcnhwzv wrote
Somebody’s been watching Mayor of Kingstown.
whoneedscarpet t1_jcnt9ie wrote
Why is there no image of the adorable little backpack in this article?