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Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcxkiay wrote

It reminds me of the classic joke:

Did you know that elephants are extremely good at hiding in trees?

>!Well, have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree? No? Now you know why!<


throwawayyourfun t1_jcxu6wr wrote

Why do elephants have wrinkled knees? From jumping out of trees.


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcxua6j wrote

Why do elephants paint their balls red?

>! To hide in cherry trees!<

What is the loudest sound in the savanna?

>! Giraffes eating cherries!<


picklesTommyPickles t1_jcy3smf wrote

Respectfully stolen from the dad joke YouTube vids?


Obi_Vayne_Kenobi t1_jcy43c5 wrote

Pretty sure the joke is much older than YouTube. My father shared with me before YouTube was a thing. We're German, so the joke is probably really fucking old if people across the globe know about it


mawgspawn t1_jczpu9m wrote

My dad’s favorite joke: Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out Forrest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.


SelectiveSanity t1_jcylfin wrote

Kind of like how purple makes orks invisible.

Wot, ye gits never seen da purple ork? Exactly.